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What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.

The @Tesla Semi platform could allow for many different variants in the future. This way, everything can become electronic and autonomous: • Buses • RVs • Firetrucks • Garbage trucks • Dump trucks I hope this happens one day.

Going out indeed :

Model Y L being done at same shop I had my Juniper done at. tintingchicago.com

Semi is here Today, we're launching high volume production

Just had some lady at Costco go “wait did that car drive up to you all the way from a parking spot ? “ I was like yep, with a smile, and I don’t drive it on the street.

We finally know what Sam Altman was thinking at the state dinner 👀

Last night was surreal. After years in commercial transportation, getting to be part of the @tesla_semi launch is something I won’t forget. Proud of this team. Proud of what we’re building. Now the real work starts. Let’s get these trucks on the road. @larsmoravy @danWpriestley

Legacy media REFUSED to show you a SINGLE SECOND of President Trump's speech and historic state dinner with Xi Jinping tonight at the White House So here's the ENTIRE thing, from start to finish, with translations for Xi's speech DO NOT LET LEGACY MEDIA KEEP YOU IN THE DARK

It was moving

I'm amazed people will skip an EV because they take a couple of long trips a year, then sit in Costco gas lines every week to save a buck, when they could just charge at home. Add the time wasted on emissions inspections, oil changes, and the rest. EVs don't have a range problem. People have a mindset problem. You almost never go from empty to full. You grab what you need and go. It's faster than most people think.

UPDATE: Tesla Diner security enhancements happing now…

Fuck bro. That’s baller.

CAT semi but no CAT engine.

Android app reveals what Gen 3 Optimus looks like ? driveteslacanada.ca/news/tes…

Deliveries start now – thank you to our customers! We'll be our own customer, too: you'll see Semis hauling Tesla freight

See you next week

Elon Musk has placed a $27.5 Billion bid to buy Paramount after their executives approached him seeking an investment in the studio.

BREAKING: President Trump and Elon Musk seen together. The buds are back together. We are so back.

My doctors appointment: Dr. Sid Lisser: How was your drive? Mark Anthony: I didn’t have to drive. I own a Tesla, so it drove itself to the appointment. Dr. Lisser: Oh, you mean on FSD? I actually own six Teslas. Mark Anthony: Six? Okay, you might have me beat. I’m on my third. Dr. Lisser: I started with a Model S. I just bought my wife the new Model Y with FSD. Tesla actually saved my family’s life in it. Mark Anthony: Wait, what happened? Dr. Lisser: I was with my daughter while FSD was driving when a Honda Civic came flying up beside us, about to sandwich us against a semi truck. The Tesla saw what was happening and accelerated us out of danger. When I checked the footage afterward, it looked like we had about six inches to spare. Mark Anthony: With your daughter in the car? That’s terrifying. Dr. Lisser: Tesla saved our lives. The safety and performance are why I’d never consider another brand. Best vehicles in the world. Mark Anthony, to myself: Well, if I can trust his judgment in cars, I think I can trust him with my therapy.