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Got no sleep last night man. Fml
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Silence is the best answer to someone who doesn’t value your words.
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i’m done drinking
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do y’all consider rod wave a rapper?
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Those downvotes.
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This is the kind of thing small businesses are putting on their signs these days
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Holy shit.
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I didn’t own any slaves and you never picked any cotton .
The campaign for reparations is not going away.
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Lost the game, won our hearts 🩵🇳🇴
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🚨#BREAKING: A Louisiana pastor has just bonded out of jail after beat up his neighbor’s 20-year-old son because the young man, “threatened to m*rder and r*pe his wife and grandchildren.” The pastor, Tony Spell, said, “As a man, as a father, and as a pastor, I can’t allow that.” He was arrested and charged with battery. Police say he crossed a four-lane highway and then beat the kid into the ground.
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The reaction of people in China to a woman walking the streets in a hijab is priceless. China treats Islam as a ‘mental illness.’
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Jake Lang arrives on the scene outside of the Karmelo Anthony trial and is met with extreme vitreal and calls for violence against him. One man says that he wants to have mutual combat with Jake. This is the kind of ghetto behavior that we’re all so tired of!
COLLIN COUNTY- Jake Lang has just shown up outside of the Karmelo Anthony trial and is currently facing off against the Karmelo supporters. Tensions immediately exploded as he began calling supporters “low impulse control” stating “this is why Austin Metcalf is dead” @Savsays | @TPUSA
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Panama's whole squad wanted a picture with Neymar after the match 🥹
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This lineup >>>
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Our next cargo mission to the @Space_Station is lifting off from Florida as soon as Tuesday, May 12. Flying aboard: medical research to understand our blood and bones, a new space weather experiment, and supplies and hardware for the crew. Read more: go.nasa.gov/4wiuCjP
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y’all ain’t ready for this one!! Introducing the new Sun Stalker Soufflé — she’s a whipped, mousse-style Bronzer that melts into your skin for that soft, sun-kissed glow ☀️ for our Fenty fam in DUBAI you got early access to these 👀 you can pick yours up at @Sephora Middle East 🛍️ don’t worry, we go global on May 22 🤎
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Ten years later, I’ve made it!
Craving a trip to Italy
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Fun fact: Cory did an amazing drawing of his first designs for Omni-man and Invincible, back when they were first called Supra-man and Bulletproof. Obviously those names and these designs didn’t stick!
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this color combo
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