A man with a small hat appeared with tears in his eyes, saying, “I’m trying to let you have this, but it’s beyond my ability. I’m sorry.” After he left, I realized that my pocket change was missing.
How bro expects to get a GF

Sep 24, 2026 · 5:52 PM UTC

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Replying to @Algid_Squid
I am sorry man, if i can't have it, then i can't let you have it aswell
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I get it. Nothing personal
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Replying to @Algid_Squid
Maybe he wasn't lying about that first part, since he's also not very high-up. But he's also opportunistic
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Replying to @Algid_Squid
Forgive him, he wasn't lying, kleptomania is just a hard disorder to manage.
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Replying to @Algid_Squid
he said that to startle you, dont listen to his words.
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Replying to @Algid_Squid
He'll charge you interest for those coins, keep an eye out
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Replying to @Algid_Squid
Yes, he was gassed later this evening. See you later, goy. Netanyahu out
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