Own half of a Bouchon in Farringdon
london/Brighton
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If anyone needs anything just call me at restaurant or text me if you've got my number. I'm out
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I love twitter. Who knew there were so many Chagos Island experts? Some of these guys are totally wasted, unemployed and living with their parents while sitting on total understanding of Immigration, trade, viruses, sovereignty and Arsenal midfield double pivot options
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We are looking for a waiter if anyone knows anyone looking. Needs to have patience with old people(me and Henry) and be better than @joewarwick
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Best part of every @Ryanair flight is the overhead locker fight
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Stanstead airport on a Sunday afternoon. Why do people now dress up for a 2 hour flight to Marbella?
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Big Day, going to purchase my senior railcard today before Keir makes me wait to 92 to get 30% off.
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Morning @joewarwick
Jesus. Mary. And Joseph.
And everything in the fucking stable.
Men, well past their prime, being kept alive with statins, reeking of Old Spice, making a holy show of themselves in a Butlins-style, tragic cringe fest 🙄
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If the train strikes are over then that's some fucking great news for lots of people who actually have to travel to work or have businesses. Probably the first positive, government inspired,business news since Brexit that I can think of. Anything I forgot?
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Just another epic clusterfuck @TLRailUK . Congratulations on the sheer consistency.
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Maybe I was just lucky but had a brilliant night out in London yesterday. Football packed with families from all over the world and then Tollington Fishbar just packed with young, cool people. Zero racist cunts
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This has got everything for a certain generation. Kits, players, haircuts and weather. 3 months on for UK's hottest ever summer its absolutely polar in Leicester in November. Simpler times
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afternoon @joewarwick
When I lied on my resume to get the job🤣
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