Why do some people turn Asian as they get older? That's not Glenn Greenwald, that's David Chen. #Midterms2026
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Evidence that older generations have failed their children is that gambling ads are popping up everywhere (Sports especially). It's become a vampiric process where adults use markets and addiction to suck as much value as they can out of the youth. Absolutely shameless.
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I love how AI cheerleading any unhinged idea I get hasn't been patched yet. I wanted to livestream retro gaming while also video blogging. Got an amazing breakdown from Gemini on how to do it with my phone. Thing overheated in 20 minutes, f ing useless 😂 #aicheerleaders
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I'm trying to get as much micro-plastic in my body as possible. #microplasticmaxing
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Me approving Claude whenever it makes deep changes to my base code.
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I just realized data centers are autistic: REEEEeEEeE!
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I'm going to start sending rejection notices to companies. I'll thank them for being on my potential list of employers but unfortunately I've decided not to move forward with their application process.
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So now that AI can one shot apps we can all make our own social media feeds that don't contain ragebait, politics, influencers, celebrity publicity, ads, and propaganda campaigns. #ownyourfeed
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Me when I try to bring all the groceries in at once.
When you feel sad, remember that tiny proteins called kinesins are working inside you 24/7 just to keep you alive. So be kind to yourself, your body is doing everything it can to keep you alive! (video by thequantara)
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Food court
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This was only possible back when diplomacy worked.
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We think cats are domesticated because they're small.
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Me when I say "Just a little sauce" and they squirt half the bottle on the sandwich.
Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window
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A kinesin motor protein transports a vesicle to its target organelle. How are proteins getting more steady work than me?
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I clean my room, one week later it's dirty again. I gotta say, I'm not a fan of this system.
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We should all collectively boycott any restaurant that delivers with an app (doordash, Uber, etc) rather than having a dedicated delivery driver. If that doesn't work just get the government to ban them, they were such a horrible idea. #doordash #ubereats
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Why do I get the sense that in soccer the goalkeeper is mostly a ceremonial position. Who is seriously expected to save anything going into that airplane hanger we call a soccer net. youtube.com/shorts/r_7RsOCou…
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Which country has the most tourists right now? 🌎✈️📊 Annual arrivals don’t tell the full story. 🇫🇷 France gets 102M / year—1.5 tourists for every 1 resident! 🇺🇸 USA hosts the most ~2.2M—as they stay longer. 🇬🇷🇭🇷 Greece & Croatia tourists = ~8% of daily population. Details 👇
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What's great about being a kid is that your parents are pretty much a roller coaster theme park on demand. #parenting
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