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All right, i'm going to throw my hat in the ring, too. --- Harry had several excellent reasons for being inside the Slytherin girls' washroom after midnight. None of them would have sounded nearly as good if he got caught. See, Malfoid had stolen his photograph. Technically, according to Malfoid, she had not stolen it; she had "confiscated" it. It was an old Muggle photograph of his parents, taken before he was born. His mother was laughing at something outside the frame while his father looked at her instead of the camera. Malfoid had stared at it for longer than Potter expected. Then she'd put it in her pocket. "Give that back." "No." "Malfoid." "You shouldn't carry something this important loose in your bag." "So your solution is stealing it?" "I'm teaching you a lesson about keeping your things safe." "Give it back." "I'll consider it. Later." She grinned that lopsided grin he kept thinking about. That had been six hours ago. Which explained why Potter was now creeping through the girls' washroom near the Slytherin dorms, wearing his invisibility cloak. He knew Malfoid secretly kept a little silver case in the cabinet beside the sinks. He knew this because Malfoid had once complained at considerable length that someone had moved it. Potter had called her insane. Malfoid had informed him that Gryffindors probably stored their belongings in piles on the floor like livestock. Potter had asked how she knew what his dormitory looked like. She had gone scarlet. Harry smiled at the memory. He didn't know what she kept in that case, but he remembered her reaction when it went missing. He could teach her a lesson, too. He heard someone crying. Harry stopped smiling. This wasn't ordinary crying, it was what Hermionie once called "Ugly crying." Someone was absolutely sobbing. Potter froze. The sound came from around the corner. He should leave. Every sensible part of him knew this immediately. He was invisible, after midnight, inside a girls' washroom where he absolutely did not belong. Leaving was the only remotely decent option. "Oh, stop wailing. You're making me depressed. More than usual, I mean." Potter recognized the voice. Moaning Myrtle. The crying stopped for several seconds, and another voice answered. "Shut up, Myrtle." Potter's heart stopped. Malfoid. He should absolutely leave. Immediately, if not sooner. He took one silent step backward to find the door, trying as hard as he could to insure the invisibility cloak didn't move and expose him. "I still don't see what the problem is." Myrtle said. "You wouldn't." "Of course I would. I know all about boys." "You died when you were fourteen." Malfoid said, matter of factly. "Exactly. I've had decades to study them." Despite himself, Potter almost laughed. Malfoid did not. "From the Bathroom? Please. You don't understand." "Then explain it again." Myrtle said "I've explained it three times." "And you've cried four." "Thank you, Myrtle." "You're welcome." Pregnant silence. Harry was afraid to move, in case his footsteps revealed him. Harry knew he should leave, but was also terrified of accidentally making a noise that could reveal him, so he remained exactly where he was. Malfoid sniffed. "It's Potter." Harry's stomach dropped. "What about him?" Harry heard a lonely drip from one of the washbasins. It echoed impossibly loud. Malfoid said something so quietly Potter almost didn't hear it. "I think I'm in love with him." Potter forgot how legs worked. Myrtle made a delighted squeal. "Oh, I KNEW IT!" "Shhh!" "You LOVE Harry Potter!" Myrtle said, squealing in delight. "Myrtle!" "Malfoid and Potter, sitting in a…" "If you finish that, I swear I will find out whether ghosts can be exorcised." Myrtle giggled. Potter leaned against the stone wall, desperately trying to remember how to walk. His heart was pounding so loudly he became genuinely concerned they might hear it. "You've kissed him, haven't you?" "No!" Malfoid screamed. Harry's ears rang from the shout. "You want to." Malfoid looked directly at Myrtle, and said nothing. "Ooooooh." "Myrtle." "You do!" "Of course I do!" The words exploded out of her. When she spoke again, her voice cracked. "That's the problem." Potter's smile disappeared. "I don't understand." Myrtle said. "No. You wouldn't." "You keep saying that." "You don't understand because your parents were Muggles!" Malfoid snapped. Myrtle went very still. The wounded look on her face was clear. Malfoid saw it. "Oh, for… No. Myrtle, that isn't what I meant. I said it badly." Myrtle folded her arms. "Very badly." "Yes. Fine. Very badly." Malfoid took a breath. "What I mean is... your parents didn't know about any of this. About our world. Our history. Our customs. You couldn't grow up with something they couldn't teach you." Myrtle's expression softened slightly, although her arms remained folded. "That doesn't mean there was anything wrong with them." Malfoid added quickly. "Or with you. I don't mean that." "Then what do you mean?" "I mean my mother sang wizarding songs to me when I was little. My grandfather taught me our family history before I could properly read. I knew the names of the old families before I knew half the names of the countries in Europe." Malfoid sniffed. "I grew up hearing stories about Hogwarts. About Slytherin. About people whose portraits are hanging in my house. There are things we do at Christmas because Malfoids have done them for hundreds of years. There are things Mother owns that belonged to her grandmother, and someday they'll belong to me." Her voice became quieter. "This isn't some club I joined, Myrtle." Myrtle unfolded her arms. "It's where I came from." Malfoid said, silently. "Oh." "That's what I mean when I say you wouldn't understand. Not because you're..." Malfoid waved her hand helplessly. "Not because your blood is wrong or any of that." She grimaced. "I'm trying. Myrtle. I really am. It's hard to change… something you thought your entire life." "I know." "And Potter makes it sound so easy. Just decide this tradition is stupid. Decide that one is unfair. Throw this away. Stop believing that. And sometimes he's right, which is the absolutely intolerable part." Malfoid sniffed again. "People like Potter think I'm just supposed to decide Father is wrong about everything. That my family is wrong. That everything I've been taught since I could speak is stupid and evil and I'm supposed to throw it away because Potter has those beautiful eyes and stupid hair and smiles at me like an idiot." Potter instinctively touched his hair. "And his hair is stupid." Malfoid added bitterly. Harry frowned. Myrtle said, "I like his hair." "Nobody asked you." "I think it's romantic." She said, dreamily. "It's ridiculous." "You touch it." "I do not." Malfoid said, stubbornly. "I've seen you." "When?" "I float through walls, Dracena" "That's horrifying." Myrtle giggled again. "My family matters to me." Malfoid continued. Something about her voice made Potter straighten. "My name matters to me. Our history matters. My grandfather used to tell me stories about our family when I was little. About things we've accomplished. Things we've survived. Traditions that are hundreds of years old." Her voice trembled. "Potter hears ‘tradition' and thinks it means 'I hate Granger.'" Potter looked at the floor. "Do you?" "No!" The answer came immediately. "I don't know." Potter frowned. "I don't hate her. She's irritating and smug and correct about things far too often, but I don't hate her." "So you're friends now? Great!." "Shut up." "Do you think you're better than her?" Another long silence. "Father would say yes." Potter stopped breathing. "But me? I don't know anymore." Malfoid's voice had become small. "I don't know what I think anymore. Do you have any idea how scary that is, Myrtle?" Myrtle was silent now. "I know things Potter doesn't." Malfoid continued. "He acts as though everything old is just some stupid rule somebody invented because they were bored. He doesn't understand what it's like to grow up in a magical family. He doesn't know the stories. He doesn't know the customs. He doesn't know why some things matter." Potter felt an unexpected sting, because she was right. He'd entered their world as a stranger and sometimes treated the parts he disliked as though their age alone made them ridiculous. Malfoid sniffed. "But then he asks me why. And I hate him for it." Myrtle said nothing. Potter's heart sank. "Because sometimes I don't have an answer." His heart rose again. "Father says something, and I've always believed it because Father said it. Then Potter looks at me with those stupid beautiful eyes and asks, 'Why?'" A tiny laugh escaped her through the tears. "And sometimes I want to hex him." "Sometimes?" "Most of the time." "Ah." "And sometimes I want to kiss him until he shuts up." Potter's entire face turned bright red, and boiled in heat. Myrtle sighed dreamily. "That's much more romantic." "It is NOT romantic!" "Sounds romantic." "It's horrible!" Malfoid started crying again, and suddenly Potter didn't find any of this funny. "I don't want to lose my family." Malfoid sniffled. "I don't want Father to look at me differently. I don't want Mother ashamed of me. I don't want to become some cautionary story they whisper about at Christmas." Her breathing skipped. "And I don't want to lose myself. I like being a Malfoid." She sounded apologetic, lost. "I like our stupid enormous house. I like Mother's ridiculous formal dinners. I like knowing which fork to use. I like the old songs. I like hearing Grandfather's stories. I like our Christmas traditions. I like knowing my family has been part of this world for hundreds of years. I like knowing how we fit into the world." Her voice broke. "Why does everyone act as though loving Potter means I'm supposed to hate all of that?" Potter's chest hurt. Myrtle, surprisingly, didn't answer immediately. "Does Potter ask you to?" Malfoid was silent. "Has he ever asked you to?" Myrtle repeated "No." Malfoid whispered. "Then perhaps you're arguing with a ghost" Malfoid sniffed. "You're funny." "What i mean is, perhaps you're arguing with something that isn't real. You think you know what's going to happen, but you really don't." "What?" "You keep telling me what Potter thinks you have to become." Myrtle said. Her voice had lost its usual theatrical whine. "But have you ever asked him?" The washbasin faucet dripped somewhere in the background again "No." "Why not?" "Because he'll say something noble and infuriating." Potter smiled under the cloak. "And then I'll love him more." Harry's smile disappeared again. He stood absolutely motionless, afraid to breathe. Malfoid began crying again, exhausted little sobs "I've tried not talking to him. "That lasted two days." "Thirty-seven hours." Myrtle said. "I remember. "I tried being horrible to him." "You gave him a Christmas present." "It was a book." "You wrapped it." "Mother says presentation matters." "You put a little silver ribbon on it." "I LIKE RIBBONS, MYRTLE." Potter covered his mouth. Myrtle was laughing, too. Malfoid was trying not to. "I stole his photograph." she whispered, shame dripping from her voice. Potter's eyebrows rose. "Why?" asked Myrtle. "I wanted to look at it." Harry's anger evaporated so quickly it embarrassed him. "It's his parents." "I know." "They're dead." "I know, Myrtle." "That's rather cruel." "I KNOW." Malfoid sounded miserable. "I was going to give it back tomorrow." "Why did you take it?" Malfoid was quiet. "Because I wanted to understand him." Potter's throat tightened. "He looks like his father. Everyone says so." Another sniff. "But he looks at people like his mother." Potter's hand dropped from his mouth. "I noticed it in the photograph." Malfoid's voice softened. "She looks at his father the way Potter looks at people when he thinks nobody's watching." "How?" "Like they're important." Potter stared into nothing. "He does it with Weasley. Granger. Longbottom. I never would have thought of them as important until Harry did." A pause. "Sometimes he looks at me that way, too." Myrtle said, very quietly, "Maybe you are." Malfoid broke. Harry heard her sob into her sleeves. "I don't know what to do." For several moments there was nothing but crying. "You could tell him." Myrtle said. "Absolutely not!" "Why?" "Because I'd rather die." "I did that. I don't recommend it." Despite everything, Malfoid laughed. A broken, watery little laugh. Potter looked toward the exit. He could leave. Perhaps he should. He needed to. This wasn't meant for him. He'd heard something Malfoid would rather throw herself into the Black Lake than let him hear. "What if he loves you too?" Myrtle said, as if it was the simplest thing in the world. Malfoid became completely silent. "He doesn't." "How do you know?" "Because I'm horrible to him." "Yes." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "And because he thinks I'm a snob." "You are a snob." "Myrtle!" "You are." "SIGH. Fine." "And because you insult his friends." "I've been trying not to." Potter blinked. He thought back. Malfoid hadn't called Ron "poor" in weeks. She had stopped calling Hermione "the Muggle-born mudblood" months ago. Harry never would have noticed. "And because." Malfoid continued, "even if he does..." She couldn't finish. Myrtle waited. Malfoid finally whispered: "What if loving each other isn't enough? WE're so different!" Potter felt that one, because for the first time that night, she had asked the question he'd been avoiding himself. Attraction was easy. Flirting was easy. Arguing in corridors and pretending not to enjoy it was easy. Even kissing her (something he had spent an increasingly unreasonable amount of time imagining) would be easy. Everything afterward was difficult. It wasn't like the movies. Their friends. Their families. Their houses. Their ideas about the world. The parts of Malfoid Harry would have actually wanted her to change. The parts he slowly realized that she shouldn't have to. And, perhaps most frighteningly, the possibility that she might ask the same of him. "Maybe it isn't." Myrtle said. Malfoid sniffed. "You're terrible at this." "I've never had a boyfriend." "Despite studying boys from the bathroom? Clearly." "But maybe..." Myrtle hesitated. "Maybe loving somebody doesn't solve the problem." Malfoid was silent. Myrtle continued, "Maybe it just makes the problem worth solving." Potter stared at the stone floor. For once in her afterlife, Moaning Myrtle had said something astonishingly wise. "That's disgustingly sentimental." Malfoid said. "I thought it was rather good." "It was awful." "You're going to remember it forever." "I hate you." "No, you don't." "No." Malfoid sighed. "I don't." Potter quietly backed toward the door. He had forgotten entirely about the photograph. He didn't want it back anymore. He had reached the doorway. "Myrtle?" "Yes?" "If you ever tell Potter any of this, I'll deny everything." "Of course." "And if he somehow happened to be standing under a cloak of invisibility, in the washroom listening to us?" Myrtle looked right at him. Harry froze. There was a terrible silence. Malfoid stopped breathing. Potter stopped breathing. Then Myrtle shrieked with laughter. "I'm joking!" "Myrtle!" Malfoid threw something. It passed directly through the ghost and shattered against the wall. Potter slipped through the doorway before his heart could explode. He made it halfway down the corridor before his head felt like it would shatter. Slowly, Harry reached beneath the cloak and touched his crooked tie. For months, he'd been trying to decide whether Malfoid was becoming someone he could love. Despite his anger, earlier. Mabe his anger came from the fact he knew the same things, and refused to face them. He had never seriously considered the other question. He suddenly realized how brave Malfoid was for admitting it to Myrtle. Could he could love Malfoid without requiring her to stop being Malfoid? Potter looked back toward the washroom. "Oh, no." he whispered. This was much worse than he'd thought. He was in love with her, too.
A non-comprehensive list of Malfoid fics on X, in relatively correct order. (feel free to put any others in the comments): Early Years: x.com/NWBroJaneway/status/21… archiveofourown.org/works/93… Struggling with feelings: x.com/moonlightbro/status/21… x.com/moonlightbro/status/21… x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/… Triwizard Tournament: wattpad.com/story/416982533-… Hogsmead Village: x.com/Florida_Boi1/status/21… Dare to ask Malfoy: x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/… x.com/spookyh8r/status/21055… Yule Ball: x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… Umbridge Interrogation: x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… Felix Felicis: x.com/Aloofcannon/status/210… Sectumsempra: x.com/zer0chroma/status/2105… (absolute gem) archiveofourown.org/works/93… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… On the Run: x.com/TheChroNikler/status/2… x.com/TheChroNikler/status/2… Room of Requirement: x.com/VladVoice/status/21060… Death of Dumbledore: x.com/HariSel57511397/status… (absolute gem) x.com/HariSel57511397/status… x.com/SunshineSchmdt2/status… Final Stand: x.com/ZeldaZealot/status/210… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… archiveofourown.org/works/93… x.com/S_16135/status/2105790… x.com/S_16135/status/2105952… x.com/S_16135/status/2106075… x.com/S_16135/status/2106489… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… Marriage and Family: x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/FunnyNameForMe1/status… Multi-Scene Works: x.com/Florida_Boi1/status/21… x.com/VladVoice/status/21057… wattpad.com/story/416789252-… Honorable Mention Illustrated Scene: x.com/theexileddraco/status/… Authors: @HariSel57511397 @Critical_Scribe @VladVoice @spookyh8r @Devon_Eriksen_ @moonlightbro @Florida_Boi1 @S_16135 @SunshineSchmdt2 @ZeldaZealot @nightowl_trades @NWBroJaneway @zer0chroma @theexileddraco @Aloofcannon @TheChroNikler @FunnyNameForMe1 #Malfoid #HarryPotterAU #Malfoy
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The Midnight Riders of Knox are a chapter of the infamous Order of the Eye-Are-Ess, who are known for terrorizing the local tribes into paying their tithes to the most holy Presidency. They operate within Old Fort Knox and manage the ancient gold reserves. Comm by @Basan_yeena
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I find I hate flying on planes now. Gets me all anxious, feeling I might forget something or might miss the flight. Much prefer driving everywhere, there I get to choose and make decisions. Hate leaving my experience in the hands of others.
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i like to think this is the moment where draco finally arrived on the battlefield. it serves as the last nail of her redemption act. plus we get to see the long awaited final big reveal from her, the patronus. (i choose that animal cuz it looks fire, duh) #malfoid
fate defying expelliarmus
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Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve is the highest rated entry in 25 years and one point shy of the highest ever. 10 - MonsterVine 10 - PSX Brasil 9.5 - Dualshockers 9.5 - Noisy Pixel 9 - IGN 9 - GamersRD 9 - GamesRadar+ 9 - Shacknews 9 - Voxel 9 - Hobby Consolas 9 - GamingBolt 9 - ComicBook 8.5 - PSU 8 - Gamespot MC - 88 OC - 89
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Some FDNY firemen who have been working at the World Trade Center site since this morning are rotated back to their firehouses to recuperate. What remains of the 1st Battalion, the first crew on the scene, staggers in, covered in dust, crying, and physically shaking. Several men vomit a thick chalky substance - a pulverized building, and everything and everyone in it. A few try to return immediately to the site, but they’re held back. Others are laying on the ground, staring into space, unable to comprehend the horrors they have just seen. Jules and Gideon Naudet, two French filmmakers who captured incredible footage of the attacks this morning, tearfully reunite - each of them thought the other was dead.
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This is genuinely so peak I like these lil guys
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If you correctly identify something bad about newer games (especially remakes) a gray goo pig person will be spawned out of the Isengard mud pits to call you a larper
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How it felt playing Ace Combat 7 for the first time
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One of the crueler things in life is you usually never quite know how many people knew of you, and just how many people cared about you when it’s your time to go and knock on those pearly gates. I wonder if he knew. May peace be upon him, now and forever.
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God an entire week of over 90 degrees with high humidity. This shit blows
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Horrible stuff out of Venezuela, they need to be in our prayers but we also need to be there as soon as possible to support them in their rescue efforts, and in their rebuilding efforts. We have our own problems sure, but laying claim as regional hegemon comes with duties and this is an excellent opportunity to show that we take those duties seriously
NEW VIDEO: Devastation in La Guaira, Venezuela after powerful earthquake
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*PLAT PLAT PLAT* GET PENETRATED GET PENETRATED GET PENETRATED
British PLAT vs German MG -34: Who Had the Deadier Weapon in WW||?
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Came out of Walmart to find this parked next to me. Then while I was sitting in my car ordering food, a couple of employees came up and started taking pics of it too None of us knew exactly what it is, but we all knew it looked sick
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Remembering a concept I was playing around with for dieselpunk airship warfare back in the day. Tempted to dip my toes back into that, maybe use the idea for a proper game
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Throwback to this scifi cockpit I did a while back, the whole thing is about 60% kitbashed parts. The CRT display is fully animated using #blender 's geometry nodes, really fun putting this monstrosity together and making all these parts come to life #3D #b3d #3dart #scifi
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One of the sadder things to come to terms with is the realization I missed the train when it comes to surplus older firearms and how quick it was. Things I debated on getting then are now at least 300-400 dollars more expensive than five years ago, if they’re available at all’s
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이거 원리가 뭐냐면은 저 줄이 기사님 목에 연결되어있어서 줄 잡아당기면 기사님 목졸려서 멈추는거임 나 미국 처음갔을때 이거 얼마나 세게 당겨야하는지 모르고 확 당겼다가 기사님 죽을뻔해서 좀 미안했음 살살당겨야됨
웃기다 나 미국와서 제일 충격받았던거는 버스에서 내릴때 빨랫줄 같은걸 당기라는 거였음.. 처음에 탄 버스들이 스탑버튼있어서 비행기탈때 신발벗고 타라는 말 마냥 어 그래 안속아~ 했는데 진짜였음 가끔씩 진짜 진짜로 창가에 빨래줄같은게 있었고 나는 그걸 당겨야했음
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The way my body wakes me up when I start lookin for a gas station to grab an energy drink at is concerning. I should only need one for the day
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