Just a dirty sponge soakin’ up the misery of the world, wringing it out on Twitter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 PARODY Views expressed are not mine..They’re yours

Why is the Project 2025 guy “going to make history” in a few weeks? A real media system would endeavor to find out.
Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."
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Talarico legit just sounds like some woke wizard casting gibberish spells. Normal people don't talk like this.
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Hey, it's as low as Trump's
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Oh but Daddy’s hair is the hottest! TALARICO isn’t even wearing makeup!
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Replying to @spencerpratt
Can he part his hair any lower?
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Dude ain’t wearing a stitch of makeup either! Golden Age alphas wear hella slimey ass face makeup- this kid’s gotta be a glanthomo. He doesn’t even have droopy stroke face! Lazy eyed boomer fraudster that cheated on his wife @KenPaxtonTX is obviously more in tune with Trump!
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Replying to @spencerpratt
Educated people do not talk like you, bro bro. Calling words you never took time to learn ‘Gibberish’ is very telling. Youre the moron from idiocracy saying smart dude talks like afag 🇺🇸🤡
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FAITH IN ACTION: Southern Baptist Convention president fires back at calls for pastors to stay out of politics, urging Christian leaders to 'step up' ahead of midterm elections. Willy Rice argues that abortion, marriage, gender identity and immigration are deeply theological issues that demand a pastoral voice in the public square. Rice says the political and theological left never withdrew from politics — and that their silence created a vacuum conservative Christians are now paying for. Full story here foxnews.com/politics/souther…
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Trump must have sent his gaypoodle Treasury Secretary over to give the ol Pastor a lap dance🇺🇸
Ramaswamy continues to make false promises to Ohioans about lower taxes. But when you look at the numbers, his plans will just shift the bill onto working families. Higher sales taxes. Higher local property taxes. Billions cut from the public schools. Thousands of first responders at risk. Here’s what Ohioans could be left paying for…
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Debate him about this like grownups do. The people of Ohio need details. Childish social media posts mean NOTHING.
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No shit huh!
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Replying to @amyactonoh
You're too big a pussy to be recorded? Fuck you uniparty weirdo
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Today I registered to vote in the great state of Ohio! Why? Vivek Ramaswamy! I’m excited to vote for this awesome American patriot! We are sending the swamp packing! We are going to make Ohio Great Again! The rust belt is about to come ROARING back to life! Grateful for this awesome Trump endorsed candidate. I can’t wait to vote for Vivek Ramaswamy!
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lol. The Jew hysteria is so cringe.
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Right! Why won’t everyone just eat their cock and simp out for Bibi like Trump does nowadays?!?
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Replying to @DavidZorkocy
Stoked! If all of his Grindr fans vote for him maybe he’ll have a chance! You should ask him to hold you like a baby at his next event. Great split pic of you two hotties BTW.. Totally normal 😂😂😂
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Cannot tell you how many of my friends this resonates with. They see their whole social circle going to Austin and Miami and they feel ever more isolated in LA. So many of these people left RELUCTANTLY and would come home in a heartbeat with just ONE change in government.
Get your friends back! Nearly 2 million people have left California in the past few years—fleeing to places like Austin and Nashville. Democrat policies drove them out. But we can make California THE place for young people again. Ballots are out today. JUST TRY IT.
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Yuck! Every time I start to like Hilton, you post this fucking crap. Piss off collegeless frat boy turd. Nobody wants ‘All your friends to return’ fago
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Hey democrats Iran is holding out till the midterms hoping for democrats to win how does it feel knowing that even our enemies know that you are the weaker party and will be on the side of our enemies and not America
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I feel like your face looks like some trollup started to trim her giant nappy muff and the clippers died.
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I’m voting for Ken Paxton. I don’t care if you’re mad at Trump or mad at MAGA. You’re not going to convince me that I should support James Talarico and help turn Texas blue. You can disagree with my vote, but you don’t get to choose it for me.
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Good Tomming! You think anyone expected different of you? Fame is fleeting, Satan🇺🇸
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Josh Turek is just too liberal for Iowa. He voted to take your tax dollars and give welfare benefits to illegal immigrants. He voted to let kids secretly change their gender at school without telling their parents. He voted to make it easier to raise taxes on working families and supports a 50% corporate tax rate on family farms and small businesses. He voted to make it harder for Iowa law enforcement to detain dangerous criminals. Josh Turek would vote with Chuck Schumer 100% of the time and leave Iowans behind.
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LIAR! 🔥 SHOW US AN INCIDENT WHERE A CHILD HAD TRANS SURGERY THRU SCHOOL Fukkin gross.. That’s really all you got? WE’RE SICK OF LYING TRUMP PARROT FUX LIKE YOU🇺🇸 Substance pertinent to your constituents well being obvi takes a backseat to TRUMP STYLE SHOCK & AWE with you🤡
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No Democrat in Iowa has been elected to the U.S. Senate since 2008. Voters will not allow it to happen this year. Get out and vote in the midterms.
BREAKING: Josh Turek surges to 47% odds to win Iowa’s Senate race — a state Democrats haven’t won a Senate election in since 2008.
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Bahahahaha Did you pack lightly for the Titanic?
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🚨 UPDATE: Maricopa County announces a vendor “mistakenly” mailed out over 3,000 midterm election ballots EARLY — and the ballots will remain VALID MAIL-IN NEEDS TO BE RESTRICTED. Runbeck Election Services delivered 3,126 vote-by-mail packets to USPS on Oct. 1, six days before the scheduled Oct. 7 The Recorder’s Office says it did NOT authorize the premature drop. Maricopa needs to be watched closely!
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OMG 6 days! What are you watching for? CLOSELY! People from both parties receiving their own ballots is so dangerous to the final count because????????
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just RIPPED Maricopa County, AZ for sending out THOUSANDS of ballots in "error" before early voting even began "Maricopa is a very, VERY dishonest county." "They should be ASHAMED of themselves" It wasn't an "error" -- they simply got CAUGHT. Besides, these "errors" practically ALWAYS benefit only ONE side 🤔
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Do you and Daddy Hottest think only Dems vote in AZ? ‘they got em days early! Might be able to count em sooner but if that happens we can’t bitch about voting taking too long’
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In Qatar, I met with the Emir, Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani. There are so many things Qatar does to protect U.S. interests. They host our biggest military base in the region. They house 1000 Afghan refugees (that Trump refuses to let into the U.S.). They were key to getting the hostages out of Gaza. And they are mediators right now in the effort to end the war with Iran. I thanked him for all of this. Qatar is and will remain an essential ally of the United States. Of course, I was also candid with him, in particular regarding my deep concerns about the transfer of the luxury plane. It was a very good, honest discussion.
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What does ANYTHING you just wrote have to do with what I posted? Right back atcha: YOU sound retarded. Try to read with comprehension, so that you are keeping the thread of the actual subject and argument.
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Even retards know the Logan act hasn’t been actively used since the 1800s dum dum. Even if you like to hear yourself blabber on incessantly toots 😜 Keep slurping that Trump diaper drip & go fix your alpha makeup 🇺🇸
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Wow. What a bitch move by Becerra. Debates are good for voters, Xavier. Just try it.
🚨 BREAKING: Becerra PULLS OUT of tomorrow's LA Times debate. The move comes after a new poll found CNN debate viewers favored Hilton 74% to 20%. In August, Becerra promised MULTIPLE debates. Now after losing the first, he's back in hiding—taking voters for granted. Pathetic!
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Im not voting for @stevehiltonx specifically because your douchebag reality show ass keeps promoting him. I’d rather pay more for taxes than elect anyone who considers you a wingman and/or would further your career in California politics. Slink back under that rock puto🇺🇸
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this is why the left fucking gets caught and lies all the time they fucking suck. You’re an idiot if you vote for a Democrat, this fucking Nov. a real fucking idiot. Because if it was reversed, the left would go crazy with fucking riots
🚨 Trump is calling out The New York Times over the photo they used of Trump National Doral, saying they made the resort look dark and run-down. He posted another photo showing what the resort actually looks like, and the difference is pretty obvious. This is why these people have zero credibility and no one trusts them.
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You sound gay😂
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