Swan
@AndySwan

easily satisfied with the very best

 United States
Joined January 2007
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Swan
@AndySwan
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it's never mansplaining when you're handsome
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me at college parents' weekend
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Follow @modelstrangers, turn notifications on, and live a better life.
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How she looks at you when you refuse to discuss the possibility of anything going wrong.
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@AndySwan
Aug 17
few men possess the ingenuity required to turn pizza into a deadly weapon
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Anti-AI posts are (usually unwittingly) amplifying communist propaganda
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I've never seen a couple go to "therapy" and stay married.
MotorCityMcgonigles⚾️@JordanCrestani
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Replying to @JordanCrestani
Couple things: nobody cheated. We spent 7 years in therapy trying to make it work. We’re still good friends and coparent extremely well. I don’t regret those 10 years. Go Tigers #dnmw
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Church, however... There's a reason we commit to each other before God and family rather than strangers with a monetary incentive to keep us estranged but optimistic
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no cart girl
Terence Daniels
@terencedaniels
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Your golf nightmare in 3 words.
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XI liked the auto pen portrait
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Pandas have been a multi decade misallocation of capital. Hundreds of millions of dollars to keep those assholes alive that could have been used for actual conservation projects Pandas aren’t even endangered, the CCP uses them for soft power projection
Steve Place
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Sep 24
Fuck them pandas I hate pandas
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Swan
@AndySwan
Sep 24
Replying to @AdamSinger
He was redpilled by the Covid fascists
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Swan
@AndySwan
Sep 23
"You bought a fuckin watch to tell you that you're tired?"
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the media has developed strong feelings about spending discipline when it comes to *actually persecuted* groups wanting in.
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BTW one really easy way to tell if a group is fleeing persecution is by looking at the proportion of women and children vs combat-aged men. Common sense... I know... but that seems lost.
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“Do you have any regret in life?” Over 50 million views across social media for this conversation with an 88 year old man on a bench. 📸 WATCH!
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OK vibe bros if you want a biz idea I would pay $200/mo to be able to make my own Seinfelds like this.
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$TSLA and $SPCX are going to merge and take the whole market.
Tesla
@Tesla
Sep 22
.@Grok in your Tesla can now do meaningful work for you With Connectors, you can manage your inbox, clean up your calendar, or talk through existing files/chat/tasks – all hands-free
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@AndySwan
Sep 20
2nd amendment protection for ownership of hardware/software for drones, 3D printers, and AI
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