馃嚭馃嚫 Patriot. Anti-Communist. Pulp Sci-Fi and Comic Book Enthusiast. Proud ally of bisexual women 鉁婏笍
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If they came up with the Claymore today, it would say:
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
(This side is the front)
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You need to be making cheese plates that shock and terrify your body. You need to be hopping from Colby Jack to Gorgonzola to Pepperjack to Wensleydale to Bellavitano to Habanero Cheddar in rapid succession. Chase it with some Italian lunchmeats and go straight to bed.
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馃懟 Haunted Playboy 馃巸 retweeted
very strange system where a 25 year old who can鈥檛 afford rent pays the retirement for someone living in a $20 million home.
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Sweet mango habanero sauce is the hottest thing in the world. It's like dipping your chicken wings in white phosphorus
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I like land mines, cluster munitions, poison gas, biological warfare, basically all the things that make life more spicy
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Thinking about the time my grandpa gave my cousin a pair of his old man buckle loafers just because they had the same shoe size
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Somewhere out there, a brown White Nationalist is gorging himself on dairy products that he can't digest, hoping it will make Hitler look upon him with favor
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There are fleas living under the mushrooms that grow on the shells of the hermit crabs that live in my foreskin. Never going to that brothel again. My splooge looks and smells like green Tabasco
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