You are going absolutely fuckin bonkers mate.
You are insane if you expect anyone to buy these lovely little cartoons you’ve made as real.
It really doesn’t matter how you try to dress it up, what you’re describing isn’t really possible.
I mean, sure you can wire all of these things up, it may even have agency, but what it will not do better than a human is pick abstract derivatives on Solana.
Show the wallets.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
OKAY THIS IS GETTING F*CKING INSANE, MY CRAWLER WRAPS SCAM COINS IN SILK WHILE I SLEEP AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS TOOK MY $100 TO $23,879
my crawler post hit 1.2M views on night 3, then half my timeline copied it
so last night i taught mine three new moves
the crawler = a bot that combs crypto Twitter for me all night
Jev = an AI with two answers, yes and no, quicker than a blink, cheaper than a gumball
spider reads, Jev rules, Grok bots click buy and sell
the new moves:
→ radar, circles the top wallets, pings big sellers
→ cocoon, wraps a fake coin in silk, drops it
→ audit, zigzags over my balance, checks every fill
the coin:
HOOKI, 3 hours old, $460K at 10pm, Jev gave it a yes
overnight:
→ 10:20pm first entry came too early, -$271
→ 11:15pm it crashed to $150K, holders down 67%
→ 11:20pm buyers came back, Jev said buy at $366K
→ 11:55pm sold at $718K, +$2,008
→ 1:45am night's bottom $279K, Jev said go, sold $558K, +$2,188
→ 6:15am Jev said buy at $224K, out on the 6:50am close, +$750
→ two smaller wins, +$1,910
anyone who bought HOOKI at 10pm and held woke up 40% poorer
my bots finished up 35.6% trading that exact chart
honestly i'd pay for the cocoon alone, the coins i skip save me more than the ones i buy
night 1 $2,197, night 2 $4,962, night 3 $12,161, night 4 $17,608, night 5 $23,879
at 0:11 the spider wraps a scam coin and drops it
bookmark it, night 6 is tonight
all of it is below ↓ free
send this to whoever copied the crawler first
be honest, who picks better coins at 3am, you or a spider?