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AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I CAN GOON FOR FREE AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO CAN'T GOON TO BDSM AND ILL GLADY JERK OFF NEXT TO YOU AND GOON JUST FOR TODAY 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE USA
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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fool me once it’s okay i love you fool me twice it’s okay i still love you
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In a world of scary monsters, sometimes you gotta be the nice sprite
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wife used my account to play minecraft last night
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Melvor Idle 2: A RuneScape Adventure releases 17 November 2026 into Steam Early Access! Check out all the details here: news.melvoridle.com/melvor-i…
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had sex with a robot and it got pregnant our child is
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Mrs. Aluminum Foil and Mr. Metal Fork are your friends and they want to be in. The microwave
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As much as I love Pokemon I feel like the franchise as a whole is in a DIRE spot rn 😭 - Unite shutting down - Bank shutting down - PokeMas is a gacha game - PMD is DEAD - Mainline has deep-rooted issues - PoGo is microtransaction slop What do we have?? Pokemon Sleep???
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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this is unironically some shit my dad would do
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& yet somehow he was never diagnosed
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“One of the worst maps ever” is named Coal
Coal might be a “Top 5 Worst COD Maps Ever” contender but at least I get a chuckle out of this every time.
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As much as I love Pokemon I feel like the franchise as a whole is in a DIRE spot rn 😭 - Unite shutting down - Bank shutting down - PokeMas is a gacha game - PMD is DEAD - Mainline has deep-rooted issues - PoGo is microtransaction slop What do we have?? Pokemon Sleep???
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RT @Bigstretchburna: Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple t.co/s0t…
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I don't care who epic adds, I'm not redownloading fortnite until tim sweeney gets placed in the brazen bull
Tempting, isn’t it?
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mmmfgh no we can’t… we’re both gorillas… UNHHH - yeah from the moon, yeah with - mmmfh - a bubble shield and everything~
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oh boy I hope they announce pokken 2 & iw zombies 2
Join us on Oct 28 at 7am PT for a new #IndieWorld Showcase! Tune in for roughly 15 minutes of new announcements and updates on indie games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch. Watch here: ninten.do/6019aLd5H
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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called exfil in & the exfil helicopter landed on a car driving by instantly downing the dude so I finished him entirely just to steal his dog tags & leave lmao
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