I have managed over $80 million dollars in Google Ads spend in the legal vertical and it all started in the mailroom of a big law firm. Started at the bottom and worked my way up the ladder, went to a legal agency became ppc director then started my own agency.

So This Is What The Microsoft Ads UI Looks Like EVERY Time I Log In In The Last 7 Days! And Its REALLY Jamming Me Up. WTF @Microsftads??

And HERE Is The "Limited By Budget" Status In ChatGPT Ads BWHAHAHA. I Wonder Whose Playbook They Following? BWHAHAHAH

When Is The Last Time You Have Seen An Ad In An Ai Overview? Not Ai Mode, But An Ai Overview? I Honestly Cant Remember, But I Think Its Been Like At Least 6 Months Since I Have Seen One There And They NEVER Really Actually Consistently Served Ads There. Ai Mode Seems To Be The Opposite Though And It Makes Sense That They Are Currently PUSHING THE F**K Out Of This, Because They MUST Monetize It Quickly Before The Street Freaks Out LOL. Their Fake A*S Space Ai Data Center PR Pushes Will Only Buy Them So Much Time On This LOL. #PPCchat

You Would Think With How F**KING HARD Google Is Pushing Ai Right Now That Their Auto Correct Would Understand Ai Visibility LOL

New ChatGPT Ads Info. #1.The Maximum Allowable Bid Amount Currently Is $100. #2. The Lag Between Adjusting Bids And Budgets And Actual Things Happening Is About 10 Minutes. These Ones Are Currently Anecdotal - #3. Tight Single Word Context Hints Work Best For Specificity,Longer Explanations Are Super BROAD, LIKE REALLY REALLY BROAD & RANDOM LOL. #4. The Reporting Lag For Clicks And Actual Spend IS LONG AF!!!!!

Pervert Glasses And Wiretap Watches! What A Sh*tty Time To Be Alive! LOL

Google Ads New Ai Feature In Ads Called "What Customers Love" That Is Pulling In Google Business Profile Reviews And Inserting Them Into Ads. #PPCchat

More Google Ads DOGSH*T Ai Things! LOL Google Is Now Inserting A Ai "What Customers Love" Section Into Google Ads. Here Is The Problem Though! FAKE REVIEWS. This Organization Is A Well Know Piece Of SH*T Scam Company And Yet Because Of Their FAKE Reviews, Google Is Making Them Look Good Here And This Will Cause More Law Firms To Get Ripped Off By These F**KS That Hold Accounts Hostage, Lock Firms Into Long Contracts And Rip People Off. Any Actual Real Reviews Say - DO NOT SIGN. So This IS F**KING TRASH!!!!! Ai SHOULD NOT BE USED IN ADS LIKE THIS IF THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED AND IT IS!

I Always Call Ai Either "Shitbag" And Or "Bag Of Shit" And Now The Ai Remembers And Knows This LOL.

Now They Should Do One With The Actual Aftermath After Old People Are Talking To ChatGPT Voice LOL. Husband: "Why the f**k does my subscription to sound and stereo not work now?" Old pottery lady: "You cant actually get orders tho because you never set up your stripe account and all of these other things" Sail boat rental place : "Im sorry we dont have a reservation for you" "Now how do you sail a boat?" Sharks: "YESSSSSS!!!!!!! We love ai!!!!" LOL

So Google Ads Will NEVER Be Agentic Then Is What Your Saying Here BWHAHAHAH

You Campaign Could Not Spend Its Full Daily Budget "It Is Only Eligible To Serve To A Limited Audience" This Means Its Good!!! And Your Doing It Right!!! For Now At Least! LOL

Why The F**K Would You Make Set Your Hours As "Please Describe Your Business Hours In Natural Language" THEY ARE F**KING NUMBERS!!!!! Am Guaranteeing That Ai WILL F**K THIS UP! LOL

This Goes TRIPPEL For Me!!!!! LOL

Google Is MAKING LOCAL SERVICES ADS LISTINGS BIGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Because Of Course They F**KING Are LOL. MUST MAKE THEM WORK! Note Though The Resources They Are NOW Putting Behind This Ad Type And That They Are Serving Them In More Places Amid The LSA To Google Ads Migration Change Over. This Is DEF Something To Watch If You Are A Local Advertiser. Chess Moves Are Being Made Here.

Its Super Cute That Some Agencies Think They Can Turn On A P-Max/Ai Max Google Ads Campaign And Think They Can Do Legal Marketing LOL. Y'all NGMI.

New Thing In ChatGPT Ads Called "Cloud Console"?? I Don't Know Exactly What It Is Yet, But It Kind Of Looks Like It Could Be The Beginnings Of An MCC, Maybe? Oh PLEASE Be An MCC!!!!! LOL