Howdy everypony, Ah’m Applejack! Co-owner and head farmhoof of Sweet Apple Acres, it’s a real pleasure’ta meet y’all! Hope we’ll get along just fine!

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Phew-wee! That wuz alotta work to fig’re out how’ta work this mo-bile telephone thingy that Ay’non gav’meh, anyhow, howdy everypony! This’ll be mah first post awn ‘ere! How’re mah littul sugarcubes doin’?!
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Loretober day 2
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H’wudder y’all’s thoughts on mah friends? Ponially, Ah thank they’re the best bushel a mare coulda asked fer!
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H’why shouldn’ ya tell secrets h’when yer inna corn field? Too man’eh ears!
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Ya know h’why chiggens don wear unduwear? Cuz their peckers are on thur face! Now, that’s h’what Ah laike’ta call fowl humor!
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Apple Bloom got a h’write up at sk’hool this mornin’ ‘cause she “fergot to do her homework”, no a’fense Ms. Cheerilee, but Ah ain’t makin’ ‘er do no “homework”, she’s got bedder thangs’ta do than sit on ‘er keister all day h’writin’!
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She remains my fondest creation
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Amen. 🫶🏻
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puh puh puh ponies
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O-Oh… that’s gore… that’s gore of meh an’ mah friends…
pony cracking asmr
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Thank you so much for the commission @WackJob13 it’s beautiful, bless you so much!! Everypony go check them out!!! I demand it!!! :D
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sketch twi
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HE FOUN’ MEH!! EVERYPONY RUNNNNNN!!!
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Somepony compl’mented mah manecut tuh’day… Ah didn’t laike it at furst, but it’s been growin’ on meh!
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… 🍎🧡
Tfw your marewife rubs her pregnant belly and smiles
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Ah told ol’ Big Macintosh ten jokes’ta try an’ make him laugh… Sad’leh, no pun in ten did!
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There there, Ay’non, don’tchu worr’eh yer purtty littul head… Ah’ll h’whip ya up one’a Grann’eh’s cure-all’s fer ya…
Marewife that nuzzles her head in your lap when you got a tummy-ache
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