If your gonna celebrate infront of me and my dugout and continue to ask me what the score is throughout the game with no dignity. Best believe when we Come back from 4-1 down to score a last minute winner your getting it back!

The perfect Vinted listing doesn’t exi…

I wish horrific pain upon whoever invented the District Line.

larping being goth larping being 24 larping with fake boobs now larping listening to metal give it a rest 😭

Who the fuck re-recorded Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm and put it on Spotify?? What is this shit??????

Steve Bruce Colonel Sanders hybrid

Joe Bryan posted his story to Dear Maria Count Me In and posted his retirement post to Ocean Avenue and I wonder if he actually listens to pop punk like that. Will we ever get Joe Bryan post to Lori Myers by NOFX or Anthem by Zebrahead. I am an absolute no life.

What real men will be watching.

Biggest small club in the world . Milllll

I’m somehow niche enough to have noticed Gomez’s goal catalogue for Brighton is pretty outrageous

Reason number 451 to hate James McClean.

Even he knows it 😭 wonder wtf happened to him.

The little thing that the guitarist does after the first chorus scratches my brain so fucking perfectly. Fuck yes mate go on then.

the sea shanty era of the pandemic was grim

can you fuck off

Murillo “nearly a banger” catalogue is hilarious

Iron Maiden had a song about the North American genocide. Slayer had a song about the Holocaust. Black Sabbath had War Pigs ffs. You're just a mental toddler who never once paid attention.

Why is everyone in Black Flag now like 10 and then theres just one unc?

Jamie Vardy says that during his mad scoring run for Leicester, Claudio Ranieri never stopped treating him like one of the lads. A few days after Vardy had scored in his 11th consecutive game, Ranieri called him over at the training ground and handed him a signed Leicester shirt, the sort of thing you'd expect as a milestone gift. Vardy turned it round to check the back, hoping for something special. It read: “9. W***er.” Vardy said he just stood there laughing, because it was the last thing he expected from Ranieri. Brilliant man-management, that.

not Griezmann doing the YMCA with the crowd at halftime 😂