| ΘΔ Call me puppy🐾 | | VRC: ~Ari~ | | Lighting designer/Laserist furry in WA | | 29~ | | She/her | awawawawa :3
Seattle, WA
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Ari retweeted
What is the charge, driving a sofa? A succulent leather sofa?
Authorities executed a traffic stop on two men who were caught behind the handlebars of a leather couch that had been mounted on two e-scooters.
"While we appreciate the creativity, we do have to remind everyone: no matter what you’re 'driving,' please think about safety."
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Ari retweeted
I love bursting into my roommate’s room while she’s in the middle of having sex, with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies, and yelling “Did somebody say New York??” Both of them responded with “Mamdani!!”
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Ari retweeted
Gentlefur 2026 Fursuit Application is now open!
we cant wait to see all the amazing fursonas and make them come to life!
Application Open Until: August 23, 2026, 23:59 PM
Submit through our website: gentlefur.com
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Ari retweeted
I love when the fur peeks out from clothing like this. 🥴
I just finished touching up some fur details, fixing some black liner issues, sewing some holes and glued his glasses on to keep em secure… now Snooze is a permanent dweeb
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Ari retweeted
this is the kinda shit you see in the LVFC party block and everyone is just like “yeah man i just came from the mayo computer party it was lit”
In 2025 science was conducted. After careful review, we determined it takes 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise to fill up a Dell Optiplex.
New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell.
Previous science:
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