I am me. That is why I am special. Retired, trying to navigate this new reality. 🇺🇸

I laughed so hard!
Hey Ilhan Omar…
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She is sooooo done now.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal agents seize Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's phone.
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Uh oh, they got Omar's phone in the raid. She is def gonna be deported.
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Yep!
Can’t argue with this!👇👇👇
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Looks like my payment account has been retired. No big deal. I have only earned 165 buck, total lifetime. 🤣🤣
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Oh no! Dolly has passed.
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This is going to really upset a ton of "contributors". About to get very cutthroat around here.
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Doctor Anthony Fauci is the modern day Doctor Mengele from the Holocaust.
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Makes me extremely proud to be an American.
Absolutely phenomenal… Well done! 🇺🇸
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Well, I bought some SPCX @SpaceX today. We will see how that goes.
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You awake yet?
Good morning!!!
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I laughed until I cried. This is a new classic for me.
God almighty. This looks and sounds like a straight up Reno 911 skit. Houston.... what are ya'll doing in these streets playing with dirty underwear 🤨😂
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Laugh of the day. This is very clever. I love this.
I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣😭
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These are so hilarious. I laughed out loud. 🤣🤣
Family Feud funnies 🤣🤣🤣
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I think I have been there. 🤣
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My goal is to start every day like this! 🤣
If you do anything in life, bring THIS energy!.. Just incredible
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