I’m Cosmo Kramer, The Assman Giddy Up

Manhattan, NY
Cosmo Kramer retweeted
we are going to break every possible ceiling and create generational assets stock by stock. just settled in a new place. sharing something personal. around 1.5 mo ago I moved my entire life into a new state left family, close friends even my girl. I did it because it was the optimal thing for LONG I didn't have to but I did, we are a very small team but we generate a lot of impact by being optimistic about our ability to change the world to the point of almost being delusional. the mission is too big and we will keep pushing every single day like it's day 1. now back into shipping we still have one thing to nail today. LONG.
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
Something is coming 🔜 to Stock Tokens. Stay tuned.
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LONG just makes sense to me. No pvp. Great dev in @Natan_benish Large LPs to absorb big sells (attractive to whales). Slow cooks (so you can actually have a life while you wait for these to go). Robinhood is my bet on reaching the masses. I don’t think Solana has that ability. $Qubit $Schiffy $Boxy
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
I keep seeing the @LaunchOnSF vs @longdotxyz model over and over, so let's just knock this out as simply as possible. I understand the appeal of reflection tokens. You hold a coin, and tokens land in your wallet. I’ve seen those near six-figure reward screenshots too. Nice! But follow where those rewards come from. $STONK’s reward model taxes buys/sells of the launched token, sells the collected tokens for the paired asset, and distributes it to holders. Those payouts are funded by activity and token sales. Now there might be concerns about the feedback loop when volume slows down: Early rewards attract buyers. Buyers accumulate supply to capture more payouts. But if the cost of buying a position rises faster than its rewards, the proposition becomes less attractive. In other words, if activity then slows, the reward pool shrinks. If rewards were the main reason people bought, then smaller payouts could further weaken demand. That doesn't mean tokens can't survive, but it’s a dependency worth understanding. Now on the other side, this is why LONG is in the position you see today. LONG automatically recycles launch fees into locked liquidity. Instead of landing in your wallet, those fees deepen the market for the coin you hold. Why does that matter? Because when someone sells, the available liquidity determines how much that sale moves the price. More liquidity around the trading price generally means less slippage for the seller and less price impact for everyone still holding. For example, $AI alone holds $20M in total liquidity and has withstood multiple $1M and $2M sells without breaking the chart. This is important. Wait for the first real pullback on the STONK ecosystem, then you’ll get why that matters. Not because LONG tokens can’t dump. They can. But you want trading activity during the good days to build liquidity that can absorb selling on the bad days. Both models depend on activity. If volume slows, STONK’s reward generation slows, and LONG’s liquidity accumulation slows. The difference is that liquidity already added doesn’t vanish just because fewer people traded today. Its value and composition can change, but the previous activity helped build a deeper market. So I understand preferring rewards you can receive today. But “I don’t get reflections, therefore I get nothing” misses the whole point. I’d rather fees help build the liquidity holders eventually need than judge an ecosystem's value purely by the reflections. Hope this helps.
I still dont understand the point of the LONG ecosystem. Like why would you want to hold their coins if I dont get anything, no reflections nada. Stonk makes infinite more sense, like AI holders dont get NVIDIA? MOO holders dont get any memory stocks? Am I missing something?
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Alright well thats the last time I ever buy a BNB coin. Robinhood Supercycle.
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
manifesting an onchain autumn for all of us 🍂
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Binance been shilling $Brew and now literally tweets $momo and you’re still not bidding.
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Bidding $Brew and $Momo here is just an IQ test at this point.
This is what AI thinks my office poster looks like after feeding it my work reports
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As someone who sold the bottom on $AI and $Juggernaut and knowing the sentiment behind those at the time. I will not be shaken out of $Brew and $Momo Know what you hold. These coins nowadays have a tendency to shake everyone out right before they rip.
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Have a great feeling about $Brew and $Momo. Feel like a generational run is about to happen.
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
not even a week old over 10% of total supply burnt forever $momo is the king maker
10% of $MOMO TOTAL SUPPLY IS BURNT 🫣🔥 $MOMO 总供应量的 10% 已被销毁 🫣🔥 To be precise, we have now successfully burned: 100.73M $MOMO 10.07% of total supply We are not even 1 week old and 10% is already gone forever 😈🔥 $MOMO paired with $ZEC on $BREW The Chinese Privacy Mascot Taking Over 🇨🇳🦖
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
Update on the "Buyback & Burn" mechanism, we have now successfully burned: 97.24M $MOMO 9.72% of total supply Burn on the weekdays and weekends 🔥 不管工作日还是周末,统统烧起来🔥 $MOMO paired with $ZEC on $BREW
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Friendly reminder that the $Stonks community is never fucking leaving. 0x238239d8Fbec75ebC08acA988447bC1926F615e0
Made with AI
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
Hood Morning
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And this is why it only makes sense to bid RH stock tokens. Things are gonna get wild.
Holy sh*t… this could get insanely wild Robinhood’s Stock Tokens (+ other legitimate issuers) are not shares; they’re debt securities issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited. Holders get the economic exposure, but no direct shareholder vote… this is a well known fact BUT, the public tokens are backed by real shares held through the US custody stack… those shares still carry voting power There is no mechanism for tokenholders to direct those votes (yet). But Robinhood could theoretically build one: Onchain vote → Jersey issuer aggregates the result → custodian casts the underlying proxy votes If that share block became large enough, the community could support a director nominee and attempt to win a board seat… @vladtenev (or a nominated committee/ directr) could ACTUALLY enact “Board Sit” The tokens would never vote directly. They would coordinate the entity controlling the “real” votes This is going to cause all kinds of chaos as you could theoretically have outside interests directing the strategy of US corporations… Supposedly this is the case entities with heavy sovereign interest could become prime targets; a potential financial opportunity emerges to get a list of these national Crown Jewels that are low(ish) caps and bid early We are so early to where this is heading… Board Sit(s) gonna be a movie
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
Think $stonks is still the meta play here. Has had a drawback but still an active community who believes in the stonks / $spy flywheel A steal atm but back to ATHs is only a $30/40k task. Most importantly, a delusionally optimistic CTO who will not let this die! @StonksOnRHC
Shill me a coin that can 100x today
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
Nasdanq will become the top memestock pair in the history of crypto. You heard it here first.
Okay, okay, I'll admit it. The rumors are true: NASDANQ is doing QQQ stock pairing AND stock air drops with our V2 migration.
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Every time MFers jeet their $STONKS bag, I double mine.🧐 @StonksOnRHC 0x238239d8Fbec75ebC08acA988447bC1926F615e0
We’ll win because of genuine community, quality content, and ALL pool/creator fees flowing back to the holders. Literally a no brainer
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Cosmo Kramer retweeted
Okay, okay, I'll admit it. The rumors are true: NASDANQ is doing QQQ stock pairing AND stock air drops with our V2 migration.
I’m also hearing rumors… very very big. Some say it’s the biggest thing ever. I can’t really say much - but it’s very big. When it’s that big you need to pay attention because of how big it is. Looking forward to the sources revealing this big thing. Big.
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