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I have a headache
drinks my first energy today
headache goes away
Chat can someone explain please π₯Ί
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psa: do not take your magic the gathering cards through airport security
they always pull my bag and this time the guy slightly bent a token.
no real damage but i died a little inside
3 blocks of cards do look sus i guess
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Tell me that I am wrong, because I am not
My man really came to PORTUGAL and looked me dead in the eyes like:
βSangria is easy. Just grab wine and multivitamin juice. There. Sangria.β
AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO GO:
βWhat?? Tell me what the difference is.β
THE DIFFERENCE???
Sir you are standing on PORTUGUESE SOIL committing crimes against my culture IN FRONT OF ME.
My ancestors felt that shit.
My Portuguese citizenship almost revoked itself out of secondhand embarrassment.
I think I heard a pastel de nata crack in half somewhere.
βWine and multivitamin juiceβ π
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iβm sad that infinite universes probably arenβt real
because there would be infinite versions of me trying to contact me with infinite kinds of multiverse devices
or contract through multiverse isn't possible
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Ay yo scalpers, I got the Miku deck officially and Iβm actually gonna use it to play IRL (scary, I know).
Also I am fully in support of proxying it for anyone who couldnβt get it legit.
Scalpers can go fuck themselves.
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i was ordering food and my wife starts showing off her body to show her progressβ¦
got me so flustered i accidentally put the wrong order in π
thanks @Yukime_VT
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