CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage!

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Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless
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Use AvgDB. The Postgres delusion syndrome is lifting.
I really hate dealing with PostgreSQL. Even with Supabase, it sucks. I don't understand half of the crap in the UI, I get annoying alerts all of the time, I had to set up a cron job to clean up the DB on a regular basis... Trying to move back to move back to SQLite.
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This is why supabase just raised a couple months ago and is raising again
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Supabase is raising again
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Good news for free plan users.
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Average Database CEO retweeted
AGI
Tried Claude again and im already annoyed
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Loving to witness another person initially be impressed with Neon. Then the more they look. The worse it gets. Careful, their “leadership” team will start attacking you soon like they have done to me.
If you just write rust code however you like, like Neon, it can end up less than one-tenth as fast as C doing the same thing.
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Average Database CEO retweeted
I think I've found one of the root causes of Neon's poor performance. If you use Rust the way Neon does, there's no way you'll get good performance. We'll analyze this as a classic case study in our Discord group.
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AvgDB is now even faster for our Pro users. Free tier remain on the slow code (still faster than Neon though).
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Added a big pair of bouncing boobies to our status page. Support emails during outages are down 65%.
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Introducing our new logo. It is a flame. Definitely not a vagina.
The fire is for all the money burnt on the free tier
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Average Database CEO retweeted
Uterus at full size, penis when scaled down. Impressive logo work
They say cockroaches will outlast us all. We'd settle for outlasting your database problems. New look, same resilience: distinct parts, adapting together, make the whole stronger.
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LMAO That no one at @CockroachDB spoke up and said “new logo looks like a pussy” tells you everything about their culture.
Replying to @AvgDatabaseCEO
I love right brained ideas and thinkings :) but all I see is a pixelated cockroach logo.
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They are doing the vagina logo trick to try to get themselves an exit. It worked for Airbnb
They say cockroaches will outlast us all. We'd settle for outlasting your database problems. New look, same resilience: distinct parts, adapting together, make the whole stronger.
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Lead engineer’s face when the Neon Postgres is down again.
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Told you I’m better than him
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We have discontinued human email support for free plan users. Before AI, their questions were manageable. Now all responses will be handled by gpt-4o mini. Upgrade to interact with a human.
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My benchmark is bigger than your benchmark
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DRAMA ALERT masturbation mentioned
I love posts like this "petabyte scale" it doesn't even exist. Neki is done and one of the first workloads is 5 petabytes. Multigres is hopes, dreams, and public masturbation from people that know nothing about infrastructure.
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Folding iPhone ships with sqlite. Yet another L for postgres.
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It’s a bad day to be a serverless Postgres user.
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