If you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? | RTs a lot | 25 years of bad luck | he/him

Washington, USA
I bring a sort of "I love to yap and have so much to say" Vibe to life that all the people I meet don't really like
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Hot tip for dating app users, "pros and cons of dating me - pro: you won't be single con: you'll be dating me" is both super played out and terrible for making people want to date you. If you think dating you is a bad thing then I'm going to take you at your word and steer clear
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I'm kinda like a reverse alcoholic, I can start drinking whenever I feel like it but I just never start
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What the Helly R.
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how much of contemporary American psychosis can be explained by the fact that 90% of our indoor lighting is at like 8000 Kelvin
I didn’t expect it to look so good when she curled up into a ball 😭
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Holy shit you are ANNOYING AS FUCK
am i a bitch for being upset about this response. like wdym “😕” omg can u care abt my feelings pls
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Raw poorly yet well edited Jotaro inserts with random non jojo character cameo’s in the background oh we are a proper country again 🥹
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YOOOO??
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i get sad when my penis doesn't work
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I like current me so much more than the shit I was on for the past few months :)
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being a horny individual but not wanting to do hook ups is a personal kind of hell tbh.
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If you scanned my brain your first thought would be "how is this guy still a virgin" and then every subsequent thought would be "no wonder this mfer is still a virgin"
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nunca vou conseguir me livrar da sensação de que as pessoas significam mt mais pra mim doq eu significo ou signifiquei pra elas
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leaving my bubble and realizing most people are racist homophobic ableist and fucking stupid
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being a horny individual but not wanting to do hook ups is a personal kind of hell tbh.
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it's really cool that discord has a virus so well known that it has its own memes and it's so predictable that most discord servers now just have a honeypot channel to catch hacked accounts Discord could step in and detect it automatically too, but they've done literally nothing
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you ever realize you've been waiting for an apology you don't even want anymore, just because part of you wanted proof that what happened mattered to them too
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This hasn't been shared enough
Rosiel Elwyn 🌙🍄🦑
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i hate that my home feed isn’t based off what i’ve watched over the years but what i’ve watched like the past 2 days. it feels like there’s nothing to watch even tho ik there’s billions of videos on the platform
How youtube feels to me some times, I cant really elaborate it
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loneliness is not defined by how many people you have around you but how left out or misunderstood you feel. it's similar to how people with seemingly perfect lives can have depression
stop larping loneliness you have a whole friendgroup and your in a relationship my culture is not your costume
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starts with S and we all love it?
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