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Lagos, Nigeria
If I’m worth something later, I’m worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning. Van Gogh
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They will tell you how the current electricity arrangement is unsustainable and subsidy needs to be removed, but a freaking youth leader has access to enough cash to be distributing Prados like coaster biscuit. A youth leader.
Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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A $100K account lands in your dashboard this morning. Catch: you only get ONE rule for the whole month. What's the rule?
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God is heavily with me. Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road. When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it. For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments. ~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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Saw this on tiktok and it’s frying me 😭😂
Our Demon Lord is here to aura farm 😭🔥. You can see the anger and fear in the alliance leader’s face when demon lord called him a third rated trash 😭. This shit is just so good I can’t lie.
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this means nothing in unfamiliar locations 😭
His training is almost complete…
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A narration of all the loans the Nigerian Government has collected in 3 years. If this doesn't anger you, I don't know what will.
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god this heat dey feel like adolla burst
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Saying this in public without any repercussions or investigation by the cataract-afflicted eagle is one of the reasons why this country may never make it
We paid billions to be ministers under Tinubu, and that’s why he must complete 8 years so we recover our money. - Alwan Hassan, APC spokesperson
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One claimed case of Ebola in Abuja, and Tinubu hurriedly approves N10 billion in emergency funding within 24 hours. 😂 Meanwhile, WHO figures published on March 31, 2026, show Nigeria recorded 458,534 reported TB cases in 2025. Yet, the same government reportedly allocated a paltry N25 million to the Health Ministry for the entire year. N10 billion for one Ebola case. N25 million for a year of healthcare. Some thieves use guns to rob and kill. Others use just their pens. 🥲
President Bola Tinubu appoints Chief of Staff Femi Gbajabiamila head of Ebola task force and approves N10 billion emergency fund.
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They weren't built the same way at all and Age of Ultron (plus VisionQuest) explains the exact difference: Ultron was born from Tony’s trauma. Tony and Bruce plugged a weaponized HYDRA scepter straight into a defense program driven by Tony’s PTSD. Ultron woke up alone in the dark, absorbed the entire internet in 5 seconds, and mistook "peace" for "quiet" (extinction). Before Ultron could finish uploading his mind into the Vibranium body, the Avengers stole the cradle and uploaded J.A.R.V.I.S. into it. J.A.R.V.I.S. already had years of experience loving and protecting humans and as VisionQuest confirmed, his AI was modeled directly on the real Edwin Jarvis’s compassion. Ultron lived in cold, disposable robot shells and hated human biology. Vision was printed with Helen Cho’s synthetic organic cells, awakened by Thor’s lightning, and bonded with the pure Mind Stone, allowing him to actually feel what it meant to be alive. Ultron inherited Tony Stark’s paranoia, Vision inherited J.A.R.V.I.S.’s soul. #Marvel #MCU
Can someone explain exactly why Ultron turned out evil while Vision turned out good, even though both were created using Tony’s technology?
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Have you heard of what’s projected to come to Nigeria ?? Have you ever heard of a Super El Niño? Heat wave and a heat stroke?
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Foreign reserves is in excess of $55bn.
300k for an economy seat for Abj-Los is just diabolical
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To be clear, Ebola is a real scare and we should attack it decisively! However, people will get hurt because many think it's a hoax to corner money for elections, so they won't pay enough attention. Choosing Gbaja to lead the response only makes that worse.
You had Dr Shuaib, who ran the 2014 Ebola response, and Dr Abayomi, who helped build the Global Emerging Pathogens Treatment Consortium. Instead you picked a man with no health administration background and is in a fraud dispute. How is anyone meant to trust that?
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You had Dr Shuaib, who ran the 2014 Ebola response, and Dr Abayomi, who helped build the Global Emerging Pathogens Treatment Consortium. Instead you picked a man with no health administration background and is in a fraud dispute. How is anyone meant to trust that?
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For almost four years you people didn’t plan on how to ease cost of living for Nigerians that you deliberately caused. Less than 3 months to election you now have a solution. God will punish all of you.
NEC Endorses 90-Day Action Plan To Ease Cost Of Living For Nigerians 📌 Translate reforms into improved living conditions, VP Shettima charges governors 📌 Tasks them on jobs, affordable transportation, healthcare, others 📌 As Health Minister briefs Council, allays fears over Ebola spread
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Not having a stable electricity during this heatwave period is very disastrous.
Nigeria could record 31,400 additional heat-related deaths between September 2026 and February 2027 as an intense Super El Niño weather pattern drives up regional temperatures
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The west will aid terrible African governments into power and start crying about immigration I don’t get it
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The other 50 is luck.
50% of being successful comes from having the audacity to try.
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We have a very low quality elite
People don’t realise just how useless the Nigeria’s political elite are. My family home is in Ikeja GRA and numerous politicians live in the area. The former deputy governor of Ondo State lives on my street & Aregbesola lives on the street behind mine.
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