Axolotl
@AxolotlisLost

💀barks in trick or treat 🎃

 the water
Joined March 2026
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you've just been Axolotl'd
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🚫do not press play🚫
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For her, I'd allow being called a disgusting monkey
F.きら@9TGUosiQUM51k1G
Oct 4
おはきら〜✨ 復活のG.F.K💫
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It's October 3rd
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Axolotl retweeted
Lion@LionInCrisis
Sep 29
Me when tiger speaks
Jiggy.Negus
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Are there more doors or mouths in the world?
Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 28
Today is Ask a Stupid Question Day.
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This was literally a Big Mac Attack. Russia has declared war on America. #McRibisBack
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Sep 25
BREAKING: Russian drones have struck a McDonald’s warehouse in Kyiv. The attack against the American company was a double-tap strike.
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Of course Mac gets the AI pixel tool immediately. IPhone users are much uglier than android users.
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Sep 25
Instagram now lets you blur people in your stories to help ‘soft launch’ a relationship The new AI tool lets you choose exactly how pixelated they are
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To be fair, that was a clean Ippon Seoi Nage
Steve Gruber
@stevegrubershow
Sep 23
Cocky streamer got checked real quick! Guy made it look like he was tossing out the trash. One handed! 😆
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It's now called Jawnpan
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jnr@Johnawake12
Sep 23
BOOM ... ITS HAPPENING. JAPAN FIRST.
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Just wait until they look into the IT Departments for all the largest corporations
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 23
JUST IN: Senator Tommy Tuberville claims “many” U.S. pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are furries.
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Is this from Coyote vs. Acme?
BLACK DREAD
@balog_unn
Sep 22
Why don't you trust women.... Me:
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Mental health crisis is no laughing matter. Even if you're a unhireable gutter trash pos, you shouldn't off yourself. Maybe lace up those big boy boots and make a living at those places you raided with real work?
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I stand with Ms. Rachel. Free Palestine 🇯🇴
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Thank you friends in the #animaltwt community! The difficult part is over. Milestone achieved
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Keep at it. You can do it too.
Axolotl
@AxolotlisLost
Aug 27
Thank you so much everybody! 4 Million on lock, 1 Milly to go then another milestone has been accomplished.
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The Axolotl song
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🎂 Happy Birthday to me 🎂 Birthday wish: 10,000 new friends or $10,000 to help out friends to achieve their own wishes ✨️ heh like it'll ever happen.
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@elonmusk @nikitabier no more balloons and confetti? ☹️
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Shoutout to little sister Hatsune Miku for sharing our special day
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