I am not who my tweets present me as

Los Angeles, CA
pov: you chose the dinner with B1ackKyle over $100
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your first mistake was ordering eggs from taco bell
Taco Bell cooks their eggs in plastic bags
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kill nachos kill nachos kill nachos
kiss marry kill pizza, wings, nachos
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never would’ve thought that kirk cousins would be playing like the best qb in the afc west after last season
like my qb is such a pussy bro lmfao
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add rb vs raiders
the parlay formula really could be as simple as: • TE vs the Bengals • QB + their top target vs the Lions • Bijan Robinson rushing yards every week
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marry rice, fuck pasta, kill fries
kiss, marry, kill (carbs edition) pasta fries rice
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I might just be there
The wait is over … DREAM CON IS BACK! #DreamCon2027
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when I dress as gunna for halloween to spam 200 for lunch
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if I gotta jettas on my team I’m talking shit to everybody
276 of Cousins 365 yards went to Non WR. Raiders need a WR 1 RB 8 rec 76 yards TE 16 Rec 200 yards 2 TD
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california at 10 am in october #oh #ok
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I wanna do something like this again this year but I would need a more troll-esque costume
happy halloween everyone 😁🎃
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refs were actually good this game, this was the right call and they didn’t have many bad ones
Tre Tucker Had Some Contact While Kirk Cousins Aired Him Out 😳 There Was No Flag Thrown On The Play.
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I’ll never listen to the haters when it comes to carr, ik what I lived through
WHAT A DIME
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why would mmg know about that rn 😭😭
someone in MMG’s chat asked him how he felt about the Kai Cenat and Reggie situation 😭 “bro I’m employed… idk what the f*ck you’re talking about”
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on the clock
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damn this actually isn’t shit 😭
The Trail Blazers have parted ways with newly hired TV play-by-play announcer Braiden Bell after old racist tweets he posted as a teenager resurfaced, per @ChrisBHaynes
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I think kids should always go to school on their birthday
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almost had a black woman/aka win
Went to work the last 24hrs & made sure if she lost she was taken to those Final chairs! And she goes home $75K richer! #BB28
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why I haven’t seen any nigerian independence day posts, yall not feeling prideful this year?
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putting the sauce on my food while driving back to work
walked into panda express and the girl didn’t ask my name but immediately knew which order was mine and gave it to me
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