The United States benefiting from the "Rich Country" disease resistance perk is the single most unrealistic thing in Plague Inc, a game that also has a bonus campaign based on the movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

Calling an emergency council of the trans agenda. We're about to get an influx of cracked eggs and we do NOT have the infrastructure to handle that right now

Congratulations to The Mayor from @skulltenders on her transition!

THAT’S my boy…!!! Get’em, Bob. 🖖🏼👊🏼✊🏼💙🖖🏼@RobertPicardo

Make Some Noise Prompt: You go to visit your friend Sam Reich in the hospital, but you're not 100% convinced this isn't an episode of Game Changer.

Media Club Plus: Come for the insightful structural and literary analyses, stay for infectious joy of the hosts popping for the "Chain Bastard" soundboard button.

I always scoff at the trope of "Newtypes/Stand users/Hunters are inexplicably drawn to each other" as if I haven't repeatedly found myself in social circles comprised entirely of other trans, autistic nerds.

HK won a fencing gold over Italy & the Italian olympic committee submitted an official complaint claiming that the judges (from Taiwan & S Korea) were biased because of geographical closeness. In response, Pizza Hut HK is offering free pineapple on pizza until 6pm tomorrow lmaoo

We need more athlons. Biking, swimming, and running? Boring. Cross country skiing and shooting? On the right track. Let's make rhythmic gymnasts play basketball. Let's make hockey players ride bicycles. Let the weightlifters wear volleyball shorts, you cowards!

Seeing friends in their mid 30s finally find themselves and hit their stride - I’m reminded that all the people who said life is basically over after 30 were probably just really fucking boring.

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable

No joke, Lamput is genuinely one of the best slapstick cartoons of the 2010’s. I’ve said this before, but I don’t think there was a cartoon that I personally felt could was a true spiritual successor to Tom and Jerry until this. THIS is masterful, aspiring visual comedy.

Strong point from @OsitaNwanevu and one I'm thinking about a lot right now. If Biden stays on, I really do worry Democrats are worsening political alienation among a younger generation, with disturbing downstream costs. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

oh fuck OFF

In a game already filled with a bunch of endearingly dumb tongue-in-cheek jokes, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night having an item that's functionally useless but stretches Alucard's sprite by three pixels is one of the funniest things to ever happen in a Konami game

*taps the sign*