Awful person. Alcoholic.

Detroit ish
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Keys to hometowning it the night before thanksgiving. 1. Grow a beard 2. Grow your hair out and/or get glasses 3. Drink a few/a lot out of town 4. Show up later than most 5. Pretend you’re still friends with acquaintances from over 5 years ago 6. You’re now cool
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Hell yeah brother.
googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes
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Today *spins multicoloured wheel* ICE CREAM is contaminated with *spins multicoloured wheel* METAL!
The FDA has announced a recall of ice cream due to possible contamination with metal.
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Ummmm. SportsBOOK.
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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So that’s a problematic thing for a president to say.
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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I mean…
Putting the Fever on TV all the time then at the end of the season bragging that they were the most watched team is like if when they put that U2 album on all our phones they declared it was the most downloaded album of the year
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Fuck. 😂
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I mean…
The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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Giannis really did turn out to be a piece of shit.
Great leaders would never throw former teammates under the bus. Especially ones they won a championship with. They also wouldn’t always act like they have one foot out the door while their former teammates were nothing but loyal. Bucks legends.
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Fuuuuuuck.
BREAKING: Production on The Batman Part 2 has come to an unexpected halt as director Matt Reeves steps away for personal reasons. bit.ly/3W8Ogkk
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Hungover. Backwards hat. Gagger. Black coffee. Decent drive. Fucking fall golf, man.
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Holy fuck.
This is CRAZY. Tyquan Thornton made a HUGE catch. Tried to celebrate and realized his ankle was broken.
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I mean FRA has been there for a minute.
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I mean, Sentry, Jean, and Scarlett Witch is more than enough. But gimme Logan, Erik, and Storm too just for the vibes.
You have 1000$ to create a team to defend you from the rest
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What the fuck. Goddamnit.
AEW announces that Jay White has sustained an injury and will be out for up to 2 months #AEWCollision
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I hope his Achilles finally snaps. Don’t care. Fuck him.
GIANNIS. READY FOR HIS HEAT PRESEASON DEBUT 🔥 🇨🇦 NBA Québec City Game on NBA TV
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😂
Congratulations since that the only thing y’all concerned about.
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How much help does she need?!
Would this be enough? 👀 Full trade here: bleacherreport.com/articles/…
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Between that and WK12’s co main. Changed wrestling forever.
If this tweet didn’t happen for AEW
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Sounds like Ms. Rachel is a G.
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DAMN they move fast 💨
It’s quiet here today.
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