Simile & Metaphor are uniquely human (I think) 🇺🇸 #NAFO 🇺🇦 Dangerously Liberal Joyful US Bastard #BBBCrew Nissan Muchacha 🇺🇸💙🇺🇦. 🤘🤘🤘Butterflamala
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For the peeps in the back…
Two narcissistic assholes walk into a pageant. First one says “I’ll give you the USA, if you give me the USSR.” Second one says, “Great, let’s go grab some p~$$¥.”
It’s really not that complicated.
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Tina Peters is an anti-democratic convicted felon who abused her role as an election official and who, as soon as PAB Jared Polis commuted her sentence, went to the White House, then went on a podcast and said "there is a plan" for the midterms.
So what's the plan @realtinapeters?
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
We have to prepare for the day when Donald Trump will permanently leave the White House. And, even more importantly, the day after that.
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
Between 2019 and 2023, a total of 2 trans athletes who were born male and wanted to compete as female petitioned the NC High School Athletic Association for permission. Let me repeat that . . . a grand total of 2.
There are roughly 4,600,000 in the 39 Western North Carolina counties included in the disaster declaration following Hurricane Helene that Michael Whatley failed as the Recovery Czar.
It you’re more concerned about 2 trans athletes than about 4,600,000 disaster victims then congratulations, you’re a Republican.
northcarolinahealthnews.org/…
.@JDVance
SLAMS Roy Cooper for failing North Carolina's children:
"Roy Cooper vetoed legislation to keep boys out of girls' sports and he vetoed legislation that would have stopped these terrible mutilating surgeries on kids."
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
Why do you think Trump would attack the International Criminal Court? Because he’s a fucking international criminal.
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
THE “WORST OF THE WORST”: A NUN WITH A WORK PERMIT.
Sleep peacefully, America. ICE caught Sister Leticia Ugboaja walking to Sunday Mass.
She had a valid work permit, attended EVERY required immigration appointment and complied with EVERY condition of her court-ordered protection.
A nun. A nurse. Following the rules. Walking to church.
Thank God they got to her before she could receive Communion.
It took intervention from members of Congress to help secure her release. Apparently, a work permit and doing everything immigration officials require aren’t quite as effective as knowing someone in Congress.
So much for “do it the right way" hey MAGA????
ICE: protecting America from the terrifying threat of a nurse with a rosary.
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While Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump insist we're not even at war with Iran, the Pentagon just quietly added 37 more wounded troops to its official tally, bringing the total figure to 861.
No explanation was given by the Pentagon, just a growing number capturing the real cost of this conflict.
washingtonpost.com/national-…
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
Horrifying reality of life in Ukraine.
The exact moment a russian Geran-5 drone slammed into the business center in Kyiv.
This is what Ukrainians are living through — every single day.
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
Dear friends, it’s sad of me to let you know that I have to leave Twitter.
I should be back in about 20 minutes after I buy some more beer.
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
This hurts my heart
The Cornell 7:
Matthew Ingalls
Johnathan Newell
Winston Lee
Gillio Lopes
Diego Sarabia
Scott Norris
Scott Kretzschmar
All 7 Chi Phi members are named as defendants in a civil lawsuit alleging they drugged a Cornell student with ketamine and sexually assaulted her for HOURS in 2024. The suit says a message advertising “free p***y” was sent to the frat group chat while she was incapacitated.
And "men" showed up to take him up on his offer.
And Cornell’s response? The lawsuit alleges some were given the opportunity to MITIGATE THEIR CONDUCT BY WRITING ESSAYS.
She left Cornell. 5 of them were ALLOWED TO CONTINUE THEIR EDUCATION AT CORNELL.
Remember their names and faces.
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
The only communist movement occurring in America was at the White House where Trump was working hard to make besties with the communist dictator of China.
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
UPDATE: Lt. Gov. Dale G. Caldwell resigned on Friday following the release of this report below.
New Jersey’s lieutenant governor, Dale G. Caldwell, twice sought to have his girlfriend promoted to a state job, made a sexually charged comment to a staff member, and ignored warnings to adjust his behavior, according to a report.
More: substack.com/profile/2357286…
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
💔 "Save Oleshky" banner at the Hungary-Ukraine match.
A reminder to the world that in the occupied city of Olesky, in the Kherson region, over 2,000 people are on the brink of starvation.
Silence kills. BE THEIR VOICE.
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I believe the GOP is allowing this because they are wrapped up in this. 👇
🚨MIC DROP: Rep. Mark Pocan TORCHED Donald Trump’s entire empire of corruption - and he did it in under a minute:
“Republicans are sitting on their fucking hands and doing nothing about it… He is the king of grift.”
Then Pocan dropped the hammer. 👉
I asked him about Trump making $800 million off his crypto coin:
“That's why I think people have to realize next November is going to be so important to get rid of these assholes…
Donald Trump’s number one priority is Donald Trump. He and his family, how they enrich themselves. They don’t care how they’ll do it…
Time after time, we’re watching him abuse the position of the presidency and a complicit Congress let him do that to grift this nation.”
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
🚨MIC DROP: Rep. Mark Pocan TORCHED Donald Trump’s entire empire of corruption - and he did it in under a minute:
“Republicans are sitting on their fucking hands and doing nothing about it… He is the king of grift.”
Then Pocan dropped the hammer. 👉
I asked him about Trump making $800 million off his crypto coin:
“That's why I think people have to realize next November is going to be so important to get rid of these assholes…
Donald Trump’s number one priority is Donald Trump. He and his family, how they enrich themselves. They don’t care how they’ll do it…
Time after time, we’re watching him abuse the position of the presidency and a complicit Congress let him do that to grift this nation.”
🚨JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING: Leader Jeffries says Democrats are running through the finish line of the midterms.
“Trump tariffs and the reckless, costly war of choice in Iran have made life worse.”
The battlefield is expanding and Republicans are panicking!
#TrumpsCorruptCongress
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
Sorry, MAGA. THIS is my kind of red hat, and I’m damn proud to wear it. 🤠💙
Who else is Team Talarico? 🔥
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Alanis Corvette🌎Black Butterfella 🐜🐝🦋 MitiEve retweeted
NEW: Nevada said that 185 voters in the state identified by DHS as noncitizens were, in fact, citizens — and the agency appeared unwilling to substantiate its claims.
The revelation deepens concerns about the reliability of the Trump administration's ongoing effort to identify alleged noncitizens. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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