Iowa enjoyer, Weeb, American Patriot, Fearer of God, Truck Driver, Professional Hobo

Kentucky, USA
My Fellow Autists… I would like to State when I meme that The Iowa sisters should be sent into the Fray I am wholly Joking The Sisters have more important Jobs these Days Especially Mo she has had probably one of her most important jobs since Escorting Carriers in WW2 Looking after USS Arizonas Final Resting space Iowa Has a Bum turret since the 80s and Black Dragon and Big Whiskey have both earned their Harbor slots 100 times over Partaking in Every war we’ve asked them too I just like Memeing that America Holds the Most amount of Battleships in the world so stfu with the akshualies
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Replying to @NatureUnedited
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In the Terminal and The TV is on with the news it amazes me how late they are to the stories they are covering also how bad they are at actually reporting things with out a biased lens
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GM Patriots! I am off till Friday probably gonna grab a Haircut been getting to shaggy and looking like a Hobo (even though I am a Hobo)
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LT_Bacon retweeted
"You wanted to see me, Professor?" "Yes, Harry. As Head of Gryffindor House I'm responsible for addressing your latest...activities." "You mean Dumbledore's Army, Professor?" "Quite right, boy. Quite right." "...I suppose punishment is going to be worse than a bit of detention, innit." "D-Detention? Mr. Potter you think I summoned you because you're in trouble?" "Didn't you, Professor McGonagall?" "Potter...Harry. You started a paramilitary organization. I couldn't be more proud of you. I'm awarding 500 points to Gryffindor for esprit de corps, and you are getting extra lessons!" "500 points to Gryffindor sounds fantastic. That's really great, Professor...but extra lessons still sounds like punishment." "Mr. Potter, by the time I was your age I had already started three different paramilitaries and overthrown two dictatorships and minor principality. " "Professor that's--" "Don't interrupt, boy, this is important. I know you had dreams of becoming an Auror, but after discussing it with Dumbledore we have decided you shall follow me into Spec Ops, and I won't be entertaining any objects. Now, do you remember Igor Karkaroff? Head of Durmstrang Institute, talks like a cheap Bond villain. You briefly encountered him during the Tri-Wizard tournament." "Yes, Professor. I remember him. Seemed a bit of a right git if you ask me." "Too right. Well it seems he's become something of a dictator, oppressing the local population and the like. The worst sort horror stories are coming in on the wire." "And we're going to do something about it? You want me to do something about it?" "Operation Tyranus Deletus has already begun. Your Weasley friends, Fred and George, have been running arms and supplies to the local Mugglehideen for the past two months. We are going to slip in and teach them how to fight a guerrilla war." "Bloody brilliant."
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Only been driving since 13:30 already feel i am having a day that will lead me here one day but tis the Job I got some Time off after this load Gonna rest and regroup maybe go get a hair cut and maybe go to a gun range and try out a Platypus if ofc they don‘t require a battle buddy to make sure I don‘t blow my brains out with their rental which is a fair rule to have at gun ranges
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A thought a Tad darker than my normal posts but Men should be willing to embrace their own destruction in the furtherance of their children’s Future no matter how insignificant that form of destruction that takes men are sacrificial Pawns in the game of Life but its our job to make those sacrifices worthy of those who come after us
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A man with a Hat to rival @braxton_mccoy
Anyways, here’s wonderwall… #cowpoke #yodel #country #western #tengallonhat
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You know I just had a thought technically all the Democrats moving from California Oregon, Washington. You know the Democrat states clean down to the south they’re technically reinstated that the South rise again with The pro slavery values with their pro illegal immigration ideals they want so I guess welcome back Confederacy. I don’t know. It was just a funny thought I had while I was driving at night who will pick our strawberries right?
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GM!!! GM!!! Hoping for about a 600 mile day maybe 700 if I find the urge but we shall see! Gotta roll through the Cowboy state today
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Welcome to sunny Chiraq…. Gotta pull a Late Or all nighter to unfuck my damn driving schedule so I can drive all night tomorrow night so yay!!!!!!!
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Playing High tier Jet sim in WT i am a firm believer the Bomber formations up at this BR should be B66s or B52s and for the russians Yak28s and Tu95s
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Give King trouts grandma 3 Huzzahs me boys!!!!
Grandma’s cancer is in remission. Today is a great day.
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Replying to @supertrucker
@supertrucker @GordMagill Only the best truckers over here In Troy Illinois
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(Btw those are 40s of Modello Special)
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LT_Bacon retweeted
Its Fucking Hump day bitches WAKE UP WAKE UP! *throws Trashcan down the Troop bay* we got caffiene at the table drink up put a Nic pouch in get to it we got 2 more days till the weekend!!!!!!
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Good Morning Patriots! I will be doing things other than meetings today
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When the blitz week comes around, I definitely think that Smoky should start pulling over automated trucks as often as possible do inspections on them cause I’m sure we’re gonna see some numbers because I’m sure them fucking trailers and trucks ain’t fucking inspected properly
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I don’t know about any of the other OTR drivers follow me, but I think at least what I’ve been witnessing on the roads in the last three weeks. I think there’s something strange on these winds these last couple of weeks cause I’ve been noticing a lot more wrecks that just don’t make a lick of fucking sense not to mention the increase rate of reports of wrong way driving on rigs and all sorts of shit I don’t know about the other boys that follow me. They’re on the road, but that’s just my observation and you know limited talking to other drivers. Stay safe out there boys
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Good Morning Patriots!
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Huh… I wonder which demographic this is for…
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