Bwahaaaaa softer than baby poo

This guy needs to go away. Just become irrelevant. Tired of hearing is name like he’s anyone of consequence. Just a digital pimp. All he’s ever been

That was stupid. Thanks for that laugh, though, Wells.

And we thank you for that hate. Tastes delicious, especially washed down with your tears

I look at that face and immediately a newsreel starts playing “Florida man arrested attempting to have sex with a manatee.”

This guy molested hundreds of women in their teens some who were team USA Olympic gymnasts Took courage to speak up against a senior, powerful figure What does this say to those women? He will die in jail anyway so it’s symbolism but ask his victims what they think.

Joey, please call the next round for the Rays. You can be our good luck charm this playoffs run

🚨 BREAKING: Jaida Parker Was Driving Without a License, Says Authorities Sources have confirmed with Milwaukee Police that Jaida Parker, who ran over Jacob Fatu on RAW last Monday, was reportedly driving without a license. Parker has allegedly never obtained a driver’s license in her life. Instead, she has reportedly been commuting, carpooling, or riding other wrestlers — particularly Jey Uso. Sources have obtained Parker’s driving school records and discovered that she was, in fact, an awful driver. One instructor reportedly described her as: “All ass, no brakes.” “It’s also ironic that her name is Parker when she can’t even park,” the instructor added.

the Steelers trading Porter to the Cowboys for a 2027 6th and a 2028 2nd is making me ill. Ridiculous trade return. I’m not absolutely sold he merits the money he would have demanded but then get this trade done when you have leverage, not once you’re over a barrel

I know you are a man of your word. Look to seeing you on the fan bandwagon for the ride!!

The Yankees have thunderously and convincingly shoved it down the Red Sox throats and the series looks well in hand. Hats off to @Blochead4real for not pulling a quiet fade to pout. I respect the guys who are the same level of petty win or lose. That’s Blocky

Walk rice to face Bellinger. Ben, you have made it. And Bellinger sticks it up their ass and breaks it off

And I put that on the coaching staff. Of course he wanted to pitch. Nobody can be that good without a competitive streak a mile wide. The Coaches have to hold him back here

Whitlock is who ought to have started this inning

Sit Crochet down. Seriously. Don’t let a guy that talented get hurt more in a game like this. Bad idea. And I hate the Red Sox

Not sure this is all that great of a thing for Garrett Croquet to do. Not out of fear of him. Out of respect. They are not holding on to a win. They’re losing. Every good bullpen arm they have still available. This is needlessly risky.

So Sonny Gray has been reminding me of someone and it was bugging me. Finally figured it out. Take David Caruso of NYPD blue fame) and absolutely string him out on meth. It’s just math, actually

Trent Grisham visibly exhibits effort. Someone pls check on @EmSheDoesIt