Some folks look to monetize their experience on here. Me? The payment I want more than anything here? I LIVE FOR LOLS!! I talk a lotta sht about a lotta sht sometimes, but truly, the best feeling in the world is when I know I've made a few people chuckle. Chortle or guffaw even

Yeah, 'The Session Man: Nicky Hopkins' is very much a lesson in rock history! That's me on the left - John Wood, producer, with the late Mike Treen, director, on the right. We had just won Best Documentary at @KIFFESTUK 2024!

Think I knew we were screwed when I saw a male youngster call a female youngster BRO. You realize she's a girl right? Yeah, that's just how we talk now tho.

Just remember, if you take the time to respond to dipshit socialists, even just to call them commie scum, the algo sees that as Oh, you like that huh? WANT SOME MORE?!! and your timeline is inundated with smootbrain zombies parroting what the talking point for the day is.

Governor @DougDucey handed over a massive $2.5B surplus, and @GovernorHobbs completely drained it into a $1.4B deficit. Arizona families are paying the price for this. True accountability is coming! 🌵🗳️ Vote @andybiggs4az

They called you a conspiracy theorist. Then they released the paper that blows up their own story. The CIA just released a document that contradicts the CIA. Their own file on Venezuela and Smartmatic. Their own file called Smartmatic a U.S. national-security threat in 2006. It said Chávez wanted to stop a sitting American president. It described a 2012 Venezuela rigging plan: targeted machines, a set margin, built to beat an audit. The CIA’s source reported Chavez “congratulated” the team for rigging the election with the previously set margin. Then the CIA wrote “no large-scale fraud” next to it. Eleven years later, Smartmatic showed up in the U.S. to build L.A. County’s system for $282M — America’s largest election jurisdiction — just in time for the 2020 election. Now its executives are federally charged with bribery and money laundering on that contract. And we are the conspiracy theorists?? 🫨🤯 1/2

So, just found out that my new blue heeler dog is actually PART DINGO (the ears really are a giveaway) and this was the first song I thought of. Then it was gonna be the midnight oil dude yappin about beds burnin. MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY! youtu.be/vllIofWpnk4?is=Nzbn…

Hot Apple Pie - Hillbillies youtu.be/vjH8kqi8Etg?is=7XGC…

New edition to the family!

Just now thought of it, but if 6 actually DID turn out to be 9? I might mind. I might just mind. Still don't care at all if ALL the hippes cut off their hair tho. yeah, did that once too. Fk that sht. youtu.be/b5ea8MpZOi4?is=tSQp…

So I'm watching a commercial for Jardiance, and I'm thinking that a rash between the anus and genitals WHICH COULD BE FATAL sounds way worse than whatever you're trying to cure.

Guitars are the One Thing I am in any way materialistic about. It's the one thing where I turn into

Remember kids, same folks who came up with these wonder drugs to save everyone now all think there's too many of you.