Here is my official prediction for THE University of Florida’s 2026 season.
Nobody asked for it, which is exactly why you’re getting it.
Be sure to bookmark this so you can come back and tell me how perfect it was.
#GoGators 🐊
Ole Miss acts like they’re a relevant program, but they haven't won a national title since segregation was still legal. They will slowly go back to being a lower middle of the pack, irrelevant SEC school. #NoRespect
Will be a tough game, but Gators will get the W over Auburn. Aubum fans will make excuses, blame the refs, cry about Golesh, and at the end of the day still take this L.
Go Gators! Beat Auburn! 🐊🐊🐊
Aubum fans gonna be talking bout fire Golesh after they get this L. I've been seeing yall talking. Recipients gonna be glorious.
Go Gators! BEAT AUBURN!
Now for my official Miami Dolphins 2026 prediction.
Nobody asked for this one either, but this feels more like a public service announcement.
Bookmark it so you can come back and tell me how optimistic 4–13 actually was.
#PhinsUp