Personally, I think we need more Hallmark Christmas movies where the male love interest is 5'6 300 pounds & bald instead of a 6'3 ripped hunk who somehow happens to be single. That would be REAL diversity.

Jordan Love is 29-25-1 as an NFL starter. 1 playoff win 0 Division titles 0 CCG appearances 0 Super Bowl appearances He's lucky he plays in Green Bay instead of a major media market.

The Packers defense is so terrified of Michael Penix Jr. it's opening up running lanes for Bijan Robinson.

Green Bay is desperately missing Josh Jacobs' leadership & ability to respect women.

I think Goff's production & consistency is very underrated but: 1) He's boring to watch (statue, lack of mobility limits him especially when being pressured, solid but not rocket arm) 2) He doesn't have enough playoff success (rings) to make people respect him. I always say if you watch a Jared Goff highlight film & a Tom Brady highlight film, it's the same thing.

People forget Ben Roethlisberger died in The Dark Knight Rises.

For all of his physical tools, I never watch the Chargers and feel the opposing defense is afraid of Herbert the way they are with Mahomes or Allen. He is unwilling to go off-script as much as the other guys despite being a better athlete. He's too robotic and predictable. He should be impacting games as a scrambler the way Allen does, but he doesn't. We are in Year 7 now, he is who he is. Zero signature wins. If he needs everything around him to be great in order to look great, he's not the guy you think he is.

Literally the worst thing that's ever happened.

Patrick Mahomes' Texas Tech game logs are hilarious to go through. 734 YDS - 5 TD - 1 INT / 59-66 loss 598 YDS - 6 TD - 1 INT / 46-48 loss 586 YDS - 6 TD - 0 INT / 54-35 win 540 YDS - 5 TD - 2 INT / 55-68 loss 504 YDS - 2 TD - 1 INT / 38-44 loss 480 YDS - 4 TD - 2 INT / 53-70 loss 470 YDS - 5 TD - 0 INT / 59-45 win 428 YDS - 5 TD - 0 INT / 66-31 win 415 YDS - 3 TD - 2 INT / 35-63 loss 393 YDS - 4 TD - 0 INT / 30-42 loss 392 YDS - 2 TD - 0 INT / 52-55 loss 384 YDS - 3 TD - 0 INT / 59-44 win He was literally playing Arena Football.

The quietest 10,000 yard 60 TD career of all-time. 1,000 yard seasons with 4 different teams

Turns out Tyler Shough is a liberal. My son got a Shough jersey last year. I just took it from his room and burned it in the backyard. It had to be done.

Without Jaxson Trump, the Giants are gonna go 4-13 instead of 6-11.

"criminal rape" is there any other kind?

Jameis Winston is turbo dogshit and he still threw for 5,100 yards & 33 TD's with the 2019 Buccaneers. That's how loaded that team was. Any QB capable of throwing under 30 INT in a season would win a Super Bowl with them.

Davante Adams: 118 receiving TDs - "Maybe a Hall of Famer" Devin Hester: 20 return TDs - "SUREFIRE HALL OF FAMER" *sigh*

Darth Vader being air-lifted back to Coruscant after suffering a pulled hamstring. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Thank goodness we have female sideline reporters to let us know that a badly injured player is questionable to return. Really narrows it down a bunch. He might return, BUT HE MIGHT NOT.

That hit was for Kamala.

These Rams jerseys are worse than the Holocaust.

Lamar Jackson is a horrible clutch performer. For all of his achievements, he does not instill fear in opponents late in close games. He usually finds a way to fuck things up. Seriously, what's the best win of his career to this point? Beating rookie CJ Stroud in the Divisional Round in 2023? His comeback against the Carson Wentz Colts on MNF in 2021? Disgusting.