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Wouldn’t have to beef over a baby’s last name if you impregnated your wife
Any child that’s conceived by me will have my last name. I never understood how y’all boys let women play with y’all like that.
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Miles Morales being called “hood Spider-Man” is crazy as shit, seeing as his mom is a nurse, his dad is a cop, he goes to private school, and his parents own a house. Hood where??? Peter Parker is the poor mf who lives in a shitty apartment , but okay
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“Miles Morales culturally appropriated the hood” How??????? Cause he’s black and has nice shoes?????? Lmfao, the way y’all proved my point
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This should have come with a trigger warning, pls
“Nobody on living single is attractive” Sometimes podcast folk forget the cameras are on
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Twitter is not making you hate men. Men on twitter are making you hate men
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Americans really are proud to be retarded
If you leaving the United States of America you out the country idgaf 😭
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You are such a goddamn lie
My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????
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Replying to @dontasktolink
They want proximity to the rich and famous niggas she’s been with
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It’s not genuine attraction, it’s follow the leader lol. She’s fucked niggas they look up to, so they wanna fuck her to feel closer to them. That’s it, that’s all.
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But when I said- lmfaoo anyway, I keep getting vindicated
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One of the most ridiculous things that have ever happened in hip hop in my opinion was Shyne hating on Kendrick when he made his debut. That mf had been whole ass deported for quite some time, and was looking at hip hop in America like this
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Not you using this as an opportunity to talk shit about 4c hair when it has nothing to do with the video lmfao.
Black stylists with 4C hair are ALWAYS trying to upcharge black customers with long, thick, healthy hair. It’s so much nasty energy and hate in this industry. There’s no way she’s getting charged this much for an ugly ass sewin. The part not even straight ho.
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Bitch basically said the nappy headed women are jealous of their clients “good hair” and charge them extra lol. Like what an odd thing to say
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Teezo Touchdown is promoting the HELL out of Honeymoon Night
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I definitely don’t get the “women’s experience” on social media. I’ve always known that my pics and stories get next to no likes cause I’m ugly as fuck, but y’all are talking about your shit gets 200 likes on the low end, so ima just jump off a cliff now
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If I get 5 likes, it’s a banger to me, and you bitches are going on about how on average your shit gets 400 likes. I might just kill myself, idk
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Who do you think was the most drop-dead gorgeous person ever in film?
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It wasn’t a joke, your bum ass was definitely looking for a meal ticket
an hour into introducing myself to an older woman i shot myself in the foot with a joke that her money was also my money i’ve been on delivered since
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It was only a “joke” cause it backfired. His black ass was definitely trying to be kept
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IKTR boho knotless!
You wanna go there? I’ll ride 💍
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