“For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.” Ephesians 6:12-13

An update on my pet snail. 🐌😌

My pastor preached a message from two passages taking about dogs (Mark 7 & Luke 18), and I wore a skirt with dogs on it to church today without even knowing what his sermon would be about. 😌🐶

Happy Friday Eve! 🎉🥳

One of my instructors told us during orientation to expect not to get all As in our courses and on our assignments. Meanwhile, I’ve only had a handful of assignments between 83-89%. The rest are As, and my lowest course grade is a 94%. Maybe I’m doing something right? lol. 🫣🙂‍↕️

There’s a school near me that’s having a Michael Jackson themed week and I just want to know WHY CAN’T IT BE MY SCHOOL??? I HAVE SO MANY OUTFITS! 😭😭😭

I just saw a bunch of AI children’s books on Amazon. When is Jesus coming back?

Students will cough in your face without covering their mouths and then be like, “I’m sick.” LIKE YEAH I KNOW. Now I’M home sick. 🫠

I had plans today but my allergies had another idea. #AllergicToMondays 🤧

I swear, I’m allergic to Mondays, because every Monday, my allergies are the most severe. 🤧

I made some browned butter chocolate chip cookies, but I’m hesitant to post them because of what happened last time. 🫠

My organic roam free eggs have very pale yolks. I’m over it. 😩 I NEED MY OWN CHICKENS LIKE YESTERDAY.

It’s in the 30s 🥴

The fact that Benadryl is an opioid adjunct actually makes so much sense. 😭😂

A lady at the Salvation Army paid for the dress I was going to buy. 🥹🤍

I saw a Darth Vader jumper dress online, should I buy it? Yes or yes?