Sparta was literally a gay communist state. When Spartans got married, they had to take the bride, shave her head, and dress her like a boy so her husband could figure out how to fuck her (his sexual experiences up to that point having been getting buttfucked in an all-male dorm).
Sparta actively undermined the family unit through stuff like this. Spartans were expected to be loyal to the state and nothing but, and relationships like marriages and the like were seen as a threat to this loyalty. Spartan warriors also fussed over their appearances before a battle, spending hours styling their hair and trying out different sets of earrings. They were so gay that pretty much every other Greek made fun of them.
They weren't even good fighters. The Spartans were crushed at the Battle of Leuctra because they were completely incapable of anything more than basic shield wall fighting and they literally set up their armies in the exact same way for every battle. Epaminondas used a massed cavalry charge during the battle, assembling his best troops on his left flank and using them to smash the Spartans' right flank, a move that not only caused the Spartans to retreat, but got a third of their men killed (including the Spartan king).
That battle ended Sparta as both a credible military force and a cultural presence in the ancient world, because Epaminondas used their own stupidity and intransigence against them. Epaminondas' tactics would be later expanded on by Philip II and Alexander the Great. He also liberated Sparta's helots, the slave class that made it possible for the Spartans to be gay communists.
Sparta was, in fact, very retarded. The only people who admire them are meatheads who think yelling and screaming are substitutes for governance.
Nah, you’re right. Sparta was retarded. So retarded they allowed dudes in dresses on the front line.
So retarded they let drag queen story hours happen on military bases.
So retarded they pushed mandatory DEI training that critics said wasted time, divided troops, and hurt morale while recruitment tanked.
So retarded they opened up transgender service fully, funding gender affirming care and letting personnel serve openly.
So retarded they forced pronoun usage and “preferred” terms in official guidance, turning basic address into a battlefield of its own instead of focusing on lethality.
So retarded they ran recruitment ads emphasizing social justice vibes over raw combat strength, which some blamed for missing goals by thousands and turning off traditional enlistees.
Oh wait, no, that was us. The U.S. military spent years chasing Athenian vibes while the world watched.
Nobody is saying Sparta was perfect. Everyone wants an ideal mix between Athens and them to some degree. But the Overton window has to shift. Because it’s been weak and lame for far too long.
It got so bad that any semblance of strength (romanticized or otherwise) is preferred over whatever the hell we just endured.