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Here's my updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of August 30th 2026) 123 Total Names 105 Aldermanic Candidates 16 Mayoral Candidates 2 Dropouts Names in Italics are Incumbents This is a constant work-in-progress - Let me know anyone I've missed!
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GAME 1 W!
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me in july
I really thought that by finishing my ASOIAF read I would move the cosmic needle enough to precipitate the immediate announcement and subsequent release of Winds of Winter within the next 6 months. Disappointing
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Was feeling sad earlier about how I don’t feel as carefree posting on twitter as I used to and it occurred to me that this video is a perfect encapsulation of the experience of audience capture. The Pet Lizard comes for us all.
i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown
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It’s not going to be positioned this way, but we are on the precipice of a millennial revenge era. American public life is about to be dominated by a bunch of 35-45 year olds who are so fucking normal.
Want to learn about the history of our city? Get outside with some friends?  Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it.
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This guy stole millions from the school children of Chicago and diverted to his brother. And now rich dudes are paying him to continue to weigh in on Chicago educational policy.
😳 I’m sure it’s a big misunderstanding that @stacydavisgates and @jacksonpCTU Potter can clear up. Afterall, they hired @Hilario at @CTULocal1. I wonder, what did they know, and when did they know it? 🤔😒 chicagotribune.com/2026/10/0…
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Every Chicago sports team is technically playing in October What a special time for the city
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Says the guy actually convicted for fraud by a federal oversight body
😳 I’m sure it’s a big misunderstanding that @stacydavisgates and @jacksonpCTU Potter can clear up. Afterall, they hired @Hilario at @CTULocal1. I wonder, what did they know, and when did they know it? 🤔😒 chicagotribune.com/2026/10/0…
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genuinely so deeply funny and pathetic that republicans spent decades scaremongering that democrats “buy peoples votes with handouts” to now just genuinely trying to fool and buy peoples votes with direct handouts
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Community note
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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Well, the world’s largest private donor to the IDF now owns all of these brands so that’s good for human rights and freedom of expression
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount. Assets: • TNT • CBS • CNN • MTV • TCM • Showtime • Adult Swim • DC Studios • Paramount+ • Nickelodeon • HBO/HBO Max • Comedy Central • Cartoon Network Film Rights: • Star Trek • Gremlins • Beetlejuice • DC Comics • Tom & Jerry • Harry Potter • Citizen Kane • Transformers • A Quiet Place • Looney Tunes • The Conjuring • Mortal Kombat • Game of Thrones • Dora The Explorer • Mission Impossible • The Lord of the Rings • SpongeBob SquarePants • Avatar: The Last Airbender • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Dune 3 (distribution rights) • Minecraft (distribution rights) • MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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"And the pigs say, 'Oh-oh.' The pigs say, 'Well, the Breakfast For Children program is a socialistic program. Its a communistic program.'” - Fred Hampton, 1969
Zohran Mamdani explains his definition of socialism to Theo Von: “Socialism to me means you’ll have whatever you need to live a dignified life and that it is the government’s job to deliver on that. When people say dignity we’re talking about the things that allow you to take a breath. Housing, childcare, public transit. No one should be priced out of these things. These are non-negotiables, you need these to live”
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guys all putin wants is peace 🥺
Putin on Ukraine: Of course we would've liked to stop it as soon as possible with peaceful negotiations. They should stop blaming Russia, saying that we don’t want such negotiations.
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I've been a reporter for a long time and this might be the strangest thing I've ever done. We've been reporting on privatization of schools this year and found that just about anyone can open a private school in most states. Could reporters do it? propublica.org/article/propu…
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ADDERALL AFFIRMATIONS: - I AM A FUCKING WEAPON - I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE - I AM NOT HUMAN - I AM A PERFECTLY DESIGNED TOOL - EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING - I AM NOT A HUMAN - I WILL TEAR MYSELF OPEN AND BECOME SOMETHING GREATER THAN ALL THIS
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Asmongold is a great case study on how fascism appeals to your guttural impulses. He's never thought about political theory at all, but he's creating the exact same punishments for gang rape as fascist states like Nazi Germany from his most base first principles.
Asmongold says everyone involved in the Cornell 7 case should be jailed including the woman "She was obviously a sl-t.. I think the men that took advantage of her are probably r-pists as well.. Our culture and society would be better off without all of them." "Women love projecting their own personal experiences into other people's lives.. There's a huge spectrum between being gang-b-nged by 7 men and you getting drunk with a guy, hooking up and not remembering what happened."
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Hiding a fire extinguisher is a hilariously bad idea. And someone thinking it’s a great design perfectly encapsulates the mindset of most Apple cultists when it comes to anything Apple does
Replying to @Lstruere
The Apple Store on 5th Ave is filled with incredible details. This perfect little door keeps the fire extinguisher hidden.
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Which, oddly enough, he was really really in favor of.
Replying to @SimplyShae13
He died in front of his daughter bro
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besides the silliness of our good friend JF, it's incredible to see a major news source put this out. he's right!! He's exactly right!! All of bouie's pursed lips and liberal distaste for admitting all this doesn't change the fact that it's 100% correct! why isn't it said more?
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at addison red line right now. 6 guys in sox hats. zero cubs. this is our city baby
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Tall, grown, bearded man on the Metra today, wearing khakis, and eating a Happy Meal alone. An evil omen.
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What was Don Draper’s problem man
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