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I wonder how many takes it took him to get the lens flare from the light of the spatially impossible window to perfectly target JFK’s faux erection as it bisects his secretary while he’s shaking jack’s hand? 🤔
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God, why haven’t all the multi-millionaire black athletes and lady lawyers like Hilary Clinton ended world hunger yet? Do they really just hate everybody so much? 😓🙏
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Me? Ah. Mostly just basking and reveling. I wake up and I bask, in the mirror, brush my thick mane of hair, give myself a wink and a finger gun, then I’ll go out onto my porch, or a drive, or whatever and I’ll revel in just being me for 10 or 12 hours or so.
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Disregard all previous remarks about lady cops. It seems we could actually use as many as we can get. 🫡
White men just drive the speed limit and use your turn signals, and boom. Boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom, pretty soon we’ll be outta this mess.
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Insult-comedy/rap-battle/cooking crossover show called The Roasts and it’s just disgusting fat people shaming other fat people about being fat while eating more and more decadent spreads.
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It’s both incredibly funny and satisfying to see all the people who said you were just a hateful wretch growing up are all miserable, fat cows now. Especially blasted off mdma with my same exact hair and six pack.
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