Semi-retired hedge fund founder. Ex hot-shot lawyer, ex hot-shot strategy consultant. Macro+picks in crypto, commodities, tech, old-economy & a few special sits

Valinor; winters in La Jolla
I nailed the GFC - saw it coming, heavily shorted into it, kept making money running net-flat for months while most were getting destroyed. Then I botched the turn, getting net short early into a monster rally and giving back more than half my fund's outperformance. 1/4
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Crude oil is flowing out of the Gulf fairly well, enough so that the Iran conflict is likely to simmer for longer and not boil over. Note that the chart’s September bar include only 3 weeks of volume. This scenario is pretty good (not great) for risk assets like my stocks and also pretty good (not great) for my long-oil hedge, which earns me 2-3% per month on the futures backwardation.
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Here’s my first, way-too-early prediction for 2028 elections, with the path to get there: *2026 midterms blue wave. Dems get the House and ~52-54 Senate seats. *Dems’ 2026 outcome plus continued Trump awfulness in 2027-2028 means Dems fail to constrain their left wing, even though that “success” is mostly just Trump’s failure. Therefore: -They voice and push unpopular policies in 2027-2028 -They nominate either a genuinely left Presidential candidate or a weak one that gets maneuvered left *2028 result: Republican president, Dem Senate (not enough Dem swing seats in play for a shift back), House up for grabs Obviously any number of events could transpire to invalidate some or all of this scenario.
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₿ΞΞnThereDoneThat Capital 賢い retweeted
The launch of so-called laptop should never have happened in any context. It's not a tactical error. It's a strategic error, clear ahead of time. Just had no business to exist outside of grift, and that was clear ahead of time.
The launch of $LAPTOP was fucked and the accounting is coming. My tokens are locked and I'm not going anywhere. It's not much but this week we put LAPTOP rewards on two other @base tokens, BLUECHIP and jesse. If there's others we should back, tell me.
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Accelsius is a gem startup hidden inside the $INV shitco wrapper.
$INV back from lunch. When a specialized thermal management vendor gets standardized into a hyperscaler reference design, the multi-year cumulative contract value for canpus-scale deployment can scale dramatically into the hundreds of millions of dollars.
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It’s a Saturday morning, so I will explain why this meme should always be accompanied by “this, plus a tighter oligopoly.” The tighter oligopoly directly changes the math of the contract-or-cold stack decision. Let’s say the old situation was 4 equally sized players. If $VAL decides not to activate a rig, it foregoes 100% of the rig’s EBITDA but captures only 25% of the higher profits from the resulting slightly higher industry prices over time for all active rigs. After a merger, the same decision foregoes the same EBITDA but captures 50% of the higher industry profits. The net incentive is quite different for the merged entity. And that is why antitrust law has merger-blocking provisions. I don’t doubt that the U.S. DOJ correctly applied that merger law as it actually exists. I do doubt that the law makes market power determinations with perfect precision.
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The $VAL thesis again, with more detail.
Valaris brought 6 cold-stacked drillships back in 24 months, criticized by some as chasing utilization before the market was truly ready to absorb them. VAL has another 3 cold drillships on the sidelines. Under Transocean, they likely stay there longer. Supply discipline. - Valaris' DS-13 and DS-14 are the most relevant as “stranded-newbuild” 7G drillships currently sitting idle in Las Palmas. Atwood originally ordered them >10 years ago. After repeated delivery deferrals, two mergers and a bankruptcy, Valaris exercised purchase options from the shipyard in December 2023 for $337 million combined. They have yet to be activated (~$100mm each). - With demand improving in Africa and Asia, DS-13 and DS-14 were reasonably expected to be activated eventually. This latent supply may have kept a lid on industry dayrates, all else equal. - Valaris' third cold-stacked 7G is DS-11. Unlike the stranded newbuilds DS-13 and DS-14, it has previously worked, which likely puts it further back in the reactivation queue. - A key market structure impact of the proposed RIG-VAL merger is that an independent VAL likely markets these more aggressively, whereas RIG likely waits for more attractive returns before considering potential activation. - Transocean's 2018 acquisition of Ocean Rig added three cold-stacked 7G drillships, Mylos, Athena and Apollo, all cold for nearly a decade – partly an example of Transocean discipline. Reactivating any of them would be costly and I believe is quite unlikely at this point. - Activating a cold drillship adds EBITDA and cash flow, net of activation capex. However, the cost is slower to surface as it increases warm supply that weighs on market utilization and dayrates, all else equal. This can be impactful to other warm drillships. - Industry skeptics argue most of these drillships will never be reactivated, and call that bearish. It's the opposite for the warm fleet: less supply competing for contracts means higher dayrates and lower probability of costly idle time, all else equal. - A likely outcome of the proposed Transocean-Valaris merger is cold supply stays sidelined longer, some of it permanently. That tightens the market for the warm fleet and moves it closer to the dayrates envisioned when these rigs were ordered for >$750mm each over a dozen years ago. - Relatedly, in July 2025 Turkey's TPAO bought two stranded-newbuild 7G drillships, since renamed Çağrı Bey and Yıldırım. TPAO uses these for Turkish energy security rather than marketing them internationally as a contract driller would. Paired with a Transocean-Valaris merger, that's a meaningful improvement in high-spec drillship market structure.
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₿ΞΞnThereDoneThat Capital 賢い retweeted
What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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Kids who grow up in a big city (not its suburbs) give up certain things but are so much more sophisticated. 11-year-old John Mulaney would have sliced up 11-year-old me and fed me to his friends, metaphorically. This is the best story he's ever told. piped.video/Mw7Gryt-rcc
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₿ΞΞnThereDoneThat Capital 賢い retweeted
The fucking hilarious thing is that based on Hunters comms and the latest incredibly liberal SEC guidance… LAPTOP is a fucking security lmfao.
The Trumps built a coin to take money from their fans. I built one that does the opposite and named it after the thing they spent four years beating me with. The launch fucking sucked. I'm not going anywhere. More burns and a full accounting are coming.
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When I got to the end of the first sentence, I assumed this was an ad for the Democrats, not Republicans. This ad is a fail. There is a line between "these races are uncomfortably close, we need your money" and "it's hopeless, we'd just be pissing away your money." Saying 11 Senate seats are at risk (vs. the actual number was 5 before Labor Day) crosses over to the latter.
Democrats could take as many as 11 GOP Senate seats this November, destroying the America First agenda and obliterating President Trump’s accomplishments. We have six weeks to Save The Senate. Everything is on the line. Watch. Share. Volunteer. Donate. Vote.
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Shopify used some smaller clues to turn Jolly from vaguely but firmly male into a "Real Housewives" star. I found 6 of them.
It’s a new age
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✅ 10-year yield now Not Higher today ✅ White House says No Diesel Ban ✅ US and Iran calling each other liars about a deal (i.e., no real news) ✅ China visit a non-event at worst ✅ No new "AI is going to kill us all" news It's time to pack it up for the week, folks.
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Tucker didn't think hard enough if he concluded that Trump's answer speaks poorly of Trump rather than of Tucker.
"I said to Trump, you know, 4 days before the war started, if you do this, you know, the United States will be kicked out of the Gulf. The American Empire will begin to collapse. Your legacy will be destroyed along with your party. I said this to Trump to his face in the Oval Office days before the war began, and he looked at me and said, 'Yes, you're right. But in the end, we all die anyway, so it doesn't matter.' That's exactly what he said. 'In the end, we all die anyway.'" Tucker Carlson, in an interview released yesterday with NPR
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This was the most obviously ex-ante stupid strategic decision I've encountered in a long time. It could have cost GM ~6% of its unit sales (60% iPhone market share x deal-breaker for ~10% who'd otherwise buy GM).
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I fixed it for you.
Silver Update - be prepared folks 1) Silver move 2) 'That arrogant Brit was correct AGAIN...'
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Most men *do* understand this, eventually. The key words here are "plausible deniability." Even after we understand it, we're not nearly as good at it, partly by choice. That choice is partly enabled by society letting men succeed as jerks/assholes, while women *must* be "nice."
Most men don’t understand female relational aggression. It is subtle yet vicious. There is always plausible deniability. The aggressor in a mean girl dynamic will always play the victim and deny any wrongdoing. She will trash another woman behind her back, make up lies, actively work to turn people against her and destroy her social reputation, all while maintaining the facade of being the nice good girl. It’s a very subtle and insidious form of DARVO: deny, attack, reverse victim and offender. Every woman I know dealt with this growing up. Some women never grow out of it and operate this way into adulthood. Seeing even a hint of it in another woman is enough for me to avoid them like the plague.
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And every single one of them actually is a Packers fan.
Soybean oil merchants who saw strong RVO and the proposed reallocation save on SREs now evaluating: Biomass-based diesel supply disruptions, meal strength, limited China trade details and potential diesel export restrictions.
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A new regime in oil & gas trading: This week, for the first time, I cannot guess what flavor of news recently hit the tape unless I can see the U.S. futures prices for oil *and* diesel *and* gasoline. Two out of three aren't enough. Today's prices = increased odds of Iran deal.
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