My girlfriend got me an ornament of my first book and said "We'll add one to the tree with each new book you write" but I don't think she is prepared for 50 illegally published Mad Men fanfiction ornaments. I love you, baby ❤️

Do you think he hoped the ghosts noticed his fit and thought his jacket was cool?

The best payoff on the show, you know it is coming all season and are still shocked into silence

One of the most essential traits to understand about Don Draper is that his ass did not play about sleepy time

Also the reporting on the 2001 anthrax attacks is shockingly bad. Experts going on the news to say "Spore analysis shows the strain could have originated in any country" and then the anchor says "Wait🤔, isn't "Iraq" a country? So Saddam is up to his old tricks ayy🤨"

This is what every single beatles documentary sounds like to me

If you live in a major city an important question you should be able to answer is which suburb your regional Don Draper would live in for Seasons 1-3

2001: A Space Odyssey is the inspirational story of a guy uninstalling his job's mandatory AI assistant

Very funny performance but when I see Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice that is just a completely different man

Leaning over to the other accused being executed for witchcraft in 1692 Salem, Massachusetts: "On the bright side, this might be really good for tourism and the local economy in 300 years."

Have watched so many cooking videos on Instagram that I'm no longer getting brainrot reels, it's all casserole recipes

Watching Casper (1995), huge respect to the 12-year-old from a small Maine town who decided to show up to his middle school Halloween dance as Richard Nixon

Roger: I like our new skyline. We've got the Empire State Building, the Chrysler Building, and the two boxes they came in. Don: *dissociates until the two towers become Archibald Whitman's legs* They remind me of home.

Interesting to realize that there are three seasons of Mad Men where the World Trade Center is under construction. Feels like two different worlds.

Wrote down some reflections on 9/11

25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other. Let us remember the extraordinary compassion, resilience and bravery that carried our city through its darkest day. Today, New York remembers. We will Never Forget.