Cal alum. Football fan. Couch potato.

Berkeley, CA
Miss Misery retweeted
Hezekiah Masses’ stat line through his first three games is UNBELIEVABLE: • 86 total coverage snaps • 14 total targets • 6 receptions allowed (70 total yards) • 3 INT’s (1st in NFL) • 19.0 passer rating allowed (2nd in NFL) The Raiders rookie CB has arguably been the NFL’s CB1 through three weeks 😳🔒
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Pretty sure I'm coming down with something. Hopefully just a cold 🫤
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Great moments of @Oski:
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Every Mamdani headline is like “Mamdani institutes puppy petting stands on every corner” and every Trump headline is like “Trump to fill Grand Canyon with concrete”
Trump officials consider building a baseball stadium in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park — WaPo
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I know I ate some emotional support salmon yesterday!
I painted a honey chugging bear with emotional support salmon
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"It feels good. It’s a blessing.” Full story here: kron4.com/news/bay-area/mars…
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Runaway toilets at MetLife Stadium
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Today’s Bear of the Day is Oski the Bear from UC Berkeley! Oski is an anthropomorphic bear named for the “Oski Yell”! He first made his debut as the mascot of the university 85 years ago today! Happy Birthday, Oski! #beartwt @Oski
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Come on Georgia tech...I can't take this.
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This is not fun.
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That was a disaster
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𝗪𝗖𝟳𝘀 𝗟𝗔 - 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 📋 The Bears down Saint Mary’s in the championship to win the sevens title. Cal I 22, St. Mary’s I 7 #GoBears
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9.26.24 💔
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Oakland Coliseum September 26, 2024 💔
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The Cornell response to the raping of a female student is how we end up with Trumps, Epsteins, and Kavanaughs. I said what I said.
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They. Had. To. Write. An. Essay.
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These are the people who sit on Fox News everyday bashing communists and here they are attending a dinner to honor an actual communist.
China State Dinner 🇺🇸🇨🇳
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FOX College Football
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A couple of Canadian kids created a Maga Monopoly game and called it "American Dictator." The cards include "Quiet Piggy" (only you can speak), and a redacted card (no one knows what it says). You can buy a Supreme Court Justice. They donate proceeds to local food banks. 🇨🇦❤️‍
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Imagine putting someone’s health and safety at risk
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