The most terrifying thing about Noah's Ark still isn't the flood. It isn't even the boat. It's the door. Noah built it. God shut it. "And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in." (Genesis 7:16) Shut from the outside. On the same day the rain started. Eight people inside. The same eight walked out a year and ten days later. Everybody else had a preacher of righteousness building a boat. They kept eating and drinking. A radar scan from Turkey is going around this week. Three layers beneath the surface, they say. The layers were never the point. The door was.