Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
>making Kraft Mac & Cheese for lunch
>spill some cheese powder on phone
>blow on phone screen to remove dust
>cheese dust particles fly straight into my eye
>dry eyes start watering profusely
>try wiping eyes but it just stirs the cheese
>eyes are gushing tears of cheese
>rush to ER for "life, limb, or eyesight"
>lying debilitated and blind in hospital bed while weeping the tears of Wisconsin
>doctor comes in after running some tests
>doctor describes my condition as "dangerously cheesy"
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
"The Odyssey is woke garbage, as expected."
"It's a masterpiece that subverts expectations. Have you even seen it?"
"No. Have you?"
"No."
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
500k followers giveaway pt 1!
My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies
Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower
Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home
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Probably watched sunny 15 times through but it just struck me how this episode never got cancelled based on the subject matter
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
Gnomes will be like “I know a place” and then take you here
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Don’t think x files was a show more like a light doc #lightawkening
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
How life feels when you never learned to code and it is the first thing being automated by AI
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Getting high in public is weird as fuck now with everyone on their phone #dystopian
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Wow, if we said this 2 years ago we would have put our medical licenses at risk. The former head of the CDC:
🚨 NEW: Fmr. CDC Director Dr. Robert Redfield Now Says the COVID Jab Should Not Have Been Called a Vaccine
“It was never meant to prevent transmission … It probably was a misnomer to call it a vaccine. It's really more like a medicine. It doesn't stop infection.”
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
Curt Cignetti walked into the losingest program in college football history, said “google me”, then won the national title in year 2
Insane aura
Hoosier Review
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
This is what its like talking to leftist about a current event that took place, lol.
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
Arch has nailed the "Kappa Sig president begging university leadership not to kick his frat off campus" look.
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
Last week at a fly shop in Montana the clerk let me walk out with a $1000 rod to test it at a nearby park. Didn’t even take my ID.
Days later I was at a CVS in DC and had to ask permission to buy a can of shaving cream locked behind a glass case.
Not the same civilization.
Wyoming is what America was.
I had the chance to glimpse an old school "high trust" society this weekend at the Cody Wyoming, Winchester antique gun show. Vendors whose tables were covered with $100K plus of highly pilferable antique firearms would step out for a smoke or to walk their dog and leave only a sign "back in 10" on their unguarded table. There was no crime nor foreign invaders. It's easy to forget this level of law and order was the norm and not an exception. At high noon all attending paused for the National Anthem played on an old cavalry bugle. Our Republic is worth defending from those who would wreck this.
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Donut Dougey (Mike) retweeted
BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:
- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)
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RT @yhbryankimiq: As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life.
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