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The Time Keeper retweeted
Not a Semite to be seen
I’m just gonna leave this list here of all of Israel’s prime ministers; their real names, their names they changed to so they sound more “Hebrew”, and their “ancestral homeland” respectively:
• David Ben-Gurion (David Grün) - Poland.
• Moshe Sharett (Moshe Chertok) - Ukraine.
• Levi Eshkol (Levi Yitzhak Shkolnik) - Ukraine.
• Yigal Allon (Yigal Peikowitz) - Belarus.
• Golda Meir (Golda Mabovitch) - Ukraine.
• Yitzhak Rabin (Yitzhak Rubitzov) - Ukraine / Belarus.
• Menachem Begin (Menakhem Volfovich Biegun) - Belarus.
• Yitzhak Shamir (Yitzhak Yezernitsky) - Belarus.
• Shimon Peres (Szymon Perski) - Belarus.
• Ehud Barak (Ehud Brog) - Russia.
• Ariel Sharon (Ariel Scheinerman) - Belarus.
• Ehud Olmert - Russia.
• Naftali Bennett - United States.
• Yair Lapid (Yair Lampel) - Serbia.
• Benjamin Netanyahu (Benjamin Mileikowsky) a Poland.
Hope this helps.
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“You’re Jewish? Give people one reason to like you.”
“If you don’t like us, we’ll kill you.”
Incredible.
JewForPeace🇺🇸🕊☮🍉
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The Time Keeper retweeted
Years from now, my grandkids will ask me how humanity allowed Gaza to happen. I still don’t have an answer for them 💔 nitter.net/mhmd_s09/status/209257…
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The Time Keeper retweeted
Churchill was a Rothschilds shill
And Hitler killed 6 million Jews is a fanciful story like Santa Claus is
They teach us that Hitler killed 6,000,000 Jews
But they don’t teach that Churchill killed 3,000,000 in the Bengal Famine
Or the King Leopold killed 13 fucking million Congolese
They are very selective about what we know and what they don’t want us to know!
How is Churchill who’s celebrated any better than Hitler?
From what I can see they’re both monsters!
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The NYT confirms Haaretz's report that Benjamin Netanyahu was secretly warned before Oct. 7, 2023 by the Emirati president that Hamas planned a major attack, per 2 sources
The warning was not shared with Israeli security chiefs, per 5 ex-officials
nytimes.com/2026/09/25/world…
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They knew and they let it happen. They sacrificed thousands of their own people to justify their lust for Lebensraum. Psychopathic and despicable.
The NYT confirms Haaretz's report that Benjamin Netanyahu was secretly warned before Oct. 7, 2023 by the Emirati president that Hamas planned a major attack, per 2 sources
The warning was not shared with Israeli security chiefs, per 5 ex-officials
nytimes.com/2026/09/25/world…
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The Time Keeper retweeted
@netanyahu can you please point to where the terrorist was hiding behind a child
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🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨Massive shitcoin astroturfing campaign underway.
Pump & dumps are as old as finance itself, but "cRyPtO" created a whole new unregulated market for them.
The playbook is ALWAYS the same - Shitfluencers paid to promote, retail lemmings pile in, founders dump.
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You did four AIPAC fundraisers in 24 hours.
You want to send our tax dollars to support apartheid in the West Bank. I want to keep our tax dollars in MICHIGAN to rebuild schools on the West Side.
I’M the one running to serve Michigan.
.@AbdulElSayed is more worried about Gaza than your gas prices. We need a Senator focused on Michigan.
He’s running to be the Senator for Palestine.
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‘NAZA’ Co-Director Yuval Abraham Calls Out the U.S. Government for ‘Funding’ Israel’s Destruction of Gaza, Telling NYFF Audience: ‘This Is What Your Country Is ... variety.com/2026/film/news/n…
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This you?
I have nothing to do with any meme coins and never will — I am a fan of bitcoin:native and bittensor:native and sometimes talk about those two projects.
Memecoins are a giant scam and if the people running them successfully send money to my accounts I will donate the money to a good cause.
For the truly gullible, I will obviously never ask you to buy, sell or trade anything — especially on social media or via DM 🤦😂
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Florence Pugh Says She Was Not "Scared" to Show Support for Palestine: "I Don’t Know Why It Took So Long for People to Actually Feel Sympathy" hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
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