β¨ _Perpi Luxe_ β¨ Queen of accountability βπ½ humor | sarcasm.
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Most of y'all men date gals that are on a survival mode, she needs help and ways to survive, but because you're a SIMP, you lay your guards down and she'll only take your money.
I'll update the gist whenever it's messed up,
Stay tuned π
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If you want a long term relationship
make sure that youβre ready for the
boring days, tears & arguments.
Itβs not all about happiness.
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Girls wey de do nails, na nail tech
Guys wey de do nails, na aboki
Make una mo put talk for my mouth ππ
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Good morning π π
Every day is a new opportunity. You have to go out there, make your way and make MAMA π¦π₯².
So smile at the start of this new day. βΊοΈπ€
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My man satisfied my shawarma cravings tonight.
Have you a man like mine π
He just put the narration; Sharwama π
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Now, you have to choose between
HIV and CANCER β
These people don't want us alive πππ
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Personally, I don't cheat.
Not because I'm a good person,
cause I'm lazy. Cheating requires too much effort. Switching Off your phone when you're with your partner, lying, hiding, dealing with stress, etc. I'm too lazy to go through all that.
Repost if you don't cheat. πππ
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Good afternoon mutuals π€
How's y'all day going?
Counting down days to my salary π
Algorithm do your thing.
#algorithm #trend
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