There's no way you think like this everyday!

U’ll cry for me, won’t u dalot?

From this to this. My business is upgrading.

Condition of Victims Inside City Boy Movement Bus Involved in Fatal Accident Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Unknown as No Emergency Ambulance Arrived to Take Them to Hospital for Treatment Despite Thousands of Tinubu Campaign Buses Nationwide  parallelfactsnews.com/condit…

Back in action this Saturday. 🙌

Work harder not smarter 😂😂😭

You're on the TL abusing me because you support APC but you're begging me for N50k to complete your rent. I really don't understand it. Slavery is really an interesting concept. Suffer no dey tire you? The beauty of Twitter is that, when you leave this app, you'll face your reality.

What the fvck is even artificial meat????

My Teacher: "Pick your own teams" Me and the boys:

Bro we don Dey cry for a better Nigeria for years, why na when election period Don dey finally approach all these kind convos Dey come up??😭😭😭 Abeg make all tribes reconcile make we fit save our Nation, I wan enjoy my 20s.

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My wife caught me doing something weird on a walk yesterday. She stopped and said, "Why do you keep adjusting your stride to make sure you step over the sidewalk cracks? Are you a five-year-old?" I said, "It's just a little game to keep my legs stretched out." She shook her head, mumbled something about marrying a toddler, and kept walking. Little does she know... the cracks are high-voltage laser tripwires. The neighborhood is heavily guarded by a rival syndicate, and if my shoe even grazes a fault line, the invisible snipers take the shot. My agility is the only thing keeping us alive on this trip to Starbucks.

i can’t believe i’m saying this but you people are dishonest when it comes to yoruba people 😂😂 lagos is a yoruba state nau, i don’t want to believe there are people that think otherwise o

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

Only “boy” thing i couldn’t get into as a kid was like cars bruh idk why but to this day i still don’t give a fuck about cars

Looks like a certain playa at my dear club

Pov: el extremo de tu equipo está por mandar un centro a la tribuna

Kee Dem Yung

Plane couldn't take all that weight

No sham contracts, no concealed accounts, and no lack of cooperation, just straight shite.