#TommyFumbles $2K to someone who retweets this.

Hookup culture has led us to believe that sex is not the extremely intimate and consequential act that it is.

AOC: the right to our bodies does not belong to nine Supreme Court justices SCOTUS: that's literally what we said

Biden accomplishments 1. Highest gas prices 2. Worst inflation 3. Plummeting crypto prices 4. Highest rent prices ever 5. Created new incomprehensible language If you’re reading this and voted for Biden and you still don’t regret it then you are the American problem.

If you are considering visiting the United States- don’t. You and your kids are not safe here.

I would like to know which of my followers NEVER watches Fox News. ✋

GOP = Gushing Over Putin

Clarence Thomas is the most corrupt justice. Prove me wrong.

Donald Trump is a vile traitorous piece of shit.

No, banned for misgendering and deadnaming. There is a difference Tim, and you know what the difference is.

BREAKING: President Biden has just boarded Air Force One on his way to Europe where he will continue to lead the united efforts against Putin. Who else appreciates having a sane, responsible leader right now? ✋

Fully vaxxed and boosted. Hang in there, Madam Secretary. You got this.💪

Well, I've tested positive for COVID. I've got some mild cold symptoms but am feeling fine. I'm more grateful than ever for the protection vaccines can provide against serious illness. Please get vaccinated and boosted if you haven't already!

How I’m feeling celebrating Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson represent with all her intelligence, pithy answers to stupid questions, and that crown of hair and blessed skin— #AJustice4All

Who else will 100% be getting a 4th COIVD vaccine when it’s available?