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I just messaged Joe Hart, Man City have been found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges.
He replied, Yeah James, unbelievable.
I replied, It's not all bad.
He replied, Sorry?
I replied, They were cleared of 1 charge.
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Boring Milner retweeted
I won 2 Premier League titles with Man City.
I won 1 Premier League title with Liverpool.
Liverpool also finished second to Man City twice while I was a Red.
If those titles are stripped from Man City and given to Liverpool, I’ll have 3 Premier League titles with Liverpool and 0 with Man City.
So even with Man City's cheating, I am still a 3-time Premier League winner.
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The Premier League legal team after winning 114 out of 115 charges against Manchester Cheaty.
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BREAKING: Millwall and West Ham fans announce that their plans to cause trouble on Saturday ahead of their match have been CANCELLED.
A spokesman said: “After reading the post on X from the Met Police, in which they say they want fans to enjoy the match safely, both sets of fans have come together and have unanimously agreed that we should curtail our efforts to engage in hooligan activity. We know this will disappoint some who were preparing for a ‘ruck’ but we take the word of the police seriously and definitely respect their authority.”
On Saturday, 19 September at 12:30hrs, @MillwallFC face @WestHam at the Den – the first time the two clubs have met since 2012. We want fans to enjoy the match safely and have worked with both clubs to help this happen.
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Boring Milner retweeted
I just messaged Gary Neville, Hi Gary, what an awful mess Man United have got themselves into with JJ Gabriel.
He replied, Hi James, yes we need to keep talent like that at the club, what’s he playing at?
I replied, It’s mad really, he’s only 15 and he’s calling the shots. How far have United fallen?
He replied, James, don’t start.
I replied, He’s not even done his GCSEs yet and he’s got you lot panicking.
He replied, Not now James!
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Community Notes know the game better than actual professional referees.
#MUNMCI – 59’ VAR OVERTURN
VAR checked the referee’s call of no goal for offside – and determined that Haaland was in an onside position and recommended that the goal was awarded.
The VAR also deemed that while in an offside position, Fernandez didn’t play the ball.
Community note
Per IFAB Law 11, a player in an offside position can be penalised for clearly attempting to play the ball (or other obvious actions) if it impacts an opponent, even without touching it.
thefa.com/football-rules…
x.com/TheIFAB/status…
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