20. NIGEL FARAGE - GUSTAVO FRING Nigel Farage is Westminster’s Gus Fring. Immaculate suit. Polite smile. Respectable front. Wealthy backers. Everything presented as perfectly legitimate — until you start asking where the money, influence and loyalties actually come from. Then it gets very Breaking Bad - It'll turn your stomach. Hates the very thing he claims to love

I hate Nick Ferrari with a passion but haibface when she says Blair set the bank of England up is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You can see a microsecond of reflection of "is this what my life and Carrer have become....listening to idiots like this?" ...the answer is yes btw, Nick. Cunt.

Don’t worry, he’s got a very nice cell mate

I think he might enjoy that though…🤔

His supplies have arrived

Let's take down organised crime figures who caused the boats...

When she was minister for the environment she wanted to abolish the ministry for the environment, she was a an anti monarchy Lib Dem, a pro eu remainer, then somehow became a Tory, then pm, now she’s a conspiracy nutter that definitely knows better than everyone

They can take our arguments. They can take our slogans. But they cannot take from us the right to ask whether the road we chose ten years ago still leads where Britain wants to go. Farage fought for Brexit and still defends that choice. Burnham now argues for a closer partnership with Europe and will not rule out a future debate about membership. So let Britain have that debate without fear. Not migrant against worker. Not neighbour against neighbour. Not yesterday’s promises shouted louder to drown out tomorrow’s questions. Ask what raises wages. Ask what protects jobs. Ask what strengthens our industries, communities and public services. Then look at the evidence. And choose for yourselves what kind of country Britain should become. Let's Rejoin the EU

Liz Truss gave us the kamikaze mini-budget, market turmoil and a Bank of England emergency intervention. Now she's says Tony Blair set up the Bank of England, founded in 1694. Perhaps Britain's shortest-serving PM should stop giving everyone else lessons on how to run Britain.

Andy Burnham has finally put Brexit where it belongs in the small-boats debate: on the charge sheet. “Take back control” — then weaken cooperation with the very countries we need to control the Channel. Quite the Brexit dividend.

Brexit was sold as “taking back control of our borders.” Then Britain left the EU asylum-return system — and the small-boats crisis exploded. The people who sold Brexit don't get to pretend Brexit has nothing to do with the border mess that followed.

Liz Truss is claiming Tony Blair is about 400 years old and founded the bank of England... No wonder she trashed our economy

Liz Truss just claimed on live radio that 'the Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair'. She must surely rank as the most economically illiterate person ever to have held a ministerial position at the Treasury, and her time as prime minister underlined that fact.

Given the regularity with which Zack Polanski is asked about his boob enlargement hypnotherapy episode, I expect interviewers will soon start grilling Kemi Badenoch about the time she illegally hacked a Labour MP's website

As Liz Truss has reminded us, Tony Blair set up the Bank of England in 1694. In 1702, he falsely accused Spain of having weapons of mass destruction and launched the illegal War of the Spanish Succession.

Trump says he wants to 'take' Cuba because he objects to one family using the state as a vehicle for personal enrichment. Let's just leave it there.

It's a good job Danny Tommo wasn't peacefully holding a placard while he was taking a Stanley knife to a dinghy, because he'd be facing terrorism charges then

Maybe the immigrant isn’t why your rent is high. Maybe the disabled person isn’t why your taxes are high. Maybe the nurse asking for better pay isn’t greedy. Maybe the pensioner isn’t a burden. Maybe we’ve spent so long arguing over who deserves less that we’ve forgotten to ask why ordinary people have so little. Perhaps we should stop fighting each other, and ask WHY?

How many Muslim loins have been sated inside Sir Danny Tommo since last night? 😂

True dat