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Yeah that's how how jokes work dumbass. We're happy to be made fun of, we just want you to be original about it instead of one of the same four jokes repeated ad infinitum
Les Américains qui pensent qu'une blague n'est pas drôle parce que EUX n'ont pas ri :
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Ric, I hope you realize that if they let Triple H wrestle for 60 minutes 17 fucking times, professional wrestling surely would’ve ended by now
The Question I Keep Getting Asked Is- How Am I Still Alive? After 5,000 Matches With 2,400 Of Them Being One Hour Draws And 5 90 Minute Bouts. Round Trip To Japan, 24 Hours, Only To Wrestle Three One Hour Draws. Airplane Crash, 31 Days In The ICU And 14 Days On Life Support. 35 Days In Rehab. And You Are Worried About Me Falling Down And Hitting My Eye? WTF.
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The way this is the most accurate depiction of my own opinions on TADC that I've seen is astounding. It exists in this quantum superposition of being absolutely phenomenal in so many ways, while serving up just as much abysmal dogshit that I still don't know how to feel.
Watched TADC for the first time
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neurotypical people absolutely love doing this
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Braden 🏺 retweeted
this has to bomb. I am not doing another round of mouthwashing discourse but spearheaded by people that think Obsession is a documentary. I can't.
A movie based on the ‘MOUTHWASHING’ video game is in the works. Karyn Kusama is set to direct with Scott Derrickson set to produce. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Braden 🏺 retweeted
Joe Flacco is covering Caleb Williams’ $23k fine for the “unauthorized logo” on his Caddix cleats, totaling $35,823 over two weeks. Caddix also put up a billboard in Chicago in support. 📸: Getty / Caddix
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It's fucking over.
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Braden 🏺 retweeted
How it feels being excited to hear American slander but it’s all school shootings and fat jokes
Les américains quand tu leur donne de l eau mais quelle est pas sucré
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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I wish this was true
Les américains à la seconde où un homme politicien ne leur plaît pas
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how the french look trying to rip on america using the same 3 jokes we’ve been hearing & making for ages
Les étudiants états-uniens quand ils se rendent compte que aujourd’hui ils ont pas eu leurs school shooting quotidien
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Starting to think this Ted Bundy fella might not be a good person
DNA connects serial killer Ted Bundy to the death of a Utah teenager, authorities announced, more than 50 years after her body was discovered by a hunter. cnn.it/4zk9VFi
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Braden 🏺 retweeted
the wwe already releasing promotional material for the road to crown jewel 2026
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Why are French people being so mean to Japanese and Argentinan people on here? Wtf did I miss?
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Just found out Balatro was in an episode of Black Mirror and what the fuck was this guy's strategy? 💀💀💀 Generationally awful strategy
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We will get better. Our season is not over. 💜
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They went to fucking Iraq!!!!!
Vince McMahon might have been “evil” but Atleast the guy wouldnt have flew his wrestlers into a warzone. Fuck TKO.
Community note
Vince McMahon sent wrestlers and staff to active war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan for multiple Tribute to the Troops events and launched WWE's Saudi partnership with Crown Jewel, including a 2019 show where wrestlers faced major travel delays. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Tribu… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Crown… wrestlezone.com/news/264601-vi… web.archive.org/web/2019110707… lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling/2
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Just cancel the show. This is such an unnecessary risk of human life. More likely than not, the show goes fine and everyone gets home safe; but the odds of an attack from Iran or aligned groups here is too realistic to risk so many lives and act like everything is normal.
As of now, WWE Crown Jewel in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia next Saturday is moving forward and construction has also begun. There has also been no sign of management wavering in that regard. (PWlnsider)
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Braden 🏺 retweeted
the people sifting through hundreds of hours of boring podcast clips to find hints of cheating are braver than any US marine
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"we would vote for Hitler if Nicki told us to" is not the flex you think it is, like at all.
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