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Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll unwind. 🧻😂
Stay wrapped up and have a great Monday!
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday? 💪
Because Monday is a week day! 🤣
Happy Sunday! ☀️
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. 🐻
Have a bear-y good Saturday!
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation. 🧛🩸
Hope your Thursday doesn’t suck! 😂
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I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised. 🤨✍️
Happy Wednesday 🤣
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Why did Monday apply for a new job?
Because it was tired of everyone saying it was the worst day of the week. 😂
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with. 💀
Hope your Sunday is frighteningly fun!
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged. ☕😂
Happy Friday! Hope your weekend is brew-tiful!
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Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. 🌭🐶
😂 Happy Thursday folks!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.👃
Midweek reminder: take things one step at a time 💕 Happy Wednesday!
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired. 🚲
Hope your Tuesday rolls along nicely!
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Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them. 👻
Have a boo-tiful Monday!
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What’s a ghost’s favourite kind of music?
Soul music. 👻🎵
Have a spook-tacular Sunday!
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