Just gonna leave this here. In Bend, Oregon mycentraloregon.com/event/ma…
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Hey, for whoever (whomever?) still follows me on here, I was hacked a month ago and I finally got my account back. Sorry for all the BS they may have posted (I’m guessing crypto?). Anyway, hello again
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ARCHIE BUNKER!!
'My girlfriend yelled a TV character's name during sex - it was so disturbing' mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/my-gi…
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Song is so smooth I did not see that coming
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So fun to hear "We should run the country like a company" line from a rich person for the billionth time
Jake Paul on why he prefers Trump over Biden: "I look at it like this: If you were starting a company, would you want an 80-something year-old CEO? No. You would want the younger version" thr.cm/GLJnLNf
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"I look at it this way: Don't make me pay taxes, bro"
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"Time to up your social media presence bro"
Kevin Spacey Breaks Down In Piers Morgan Interview, Says He's Broke: "I Can't Pay My Bills" deadline.com/2024/06/kevin-s…
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Literally was talking to my therapist today about how deadlines are helpful and here is a fantastic example
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Going to therapy in 45 minutes ama
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The part where Elliot finds ET in the bushes and he shrieks made me have nightmares for a solid year about ETs breaking into my house to kill me
‘E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL’ hit theaters 42 years ago today. 🛸
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Matt Braunger retweeted
“What’s the comedy scene like in LA” “everyone on every show has 100k followers and we’re all performing for $20 in the same abandoned cross fit gym”
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June 12th at @Permanent_LA ~with~ @Braunger @PallaviGunalan @andyiwancio @emilymayamills @FrankieQuinones @NinaTarr See you there! Advance tix for this week and future shows: cleftclips.ticketsauce.com Poster by @katherineleon & @bienvenidez
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Matt Braunger retweeted
🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨 Matt Braunger is heading back to The Vault from Dec 5-7! @Braunger 🔒Lock in your tickets: comedyvaultbatavia.com/event… #comedyvault #comedy #mattbraunger #standup #chicagoland #batavia
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This lineup is bonkers. I would go watch it even if I wasn't on it
Tuesday! 🚨 w/ @annielederman @TonyBakercomedy @Braunger & Harland Williams! @standupots 7:30pm @TheComedyStore Get tix here while you can, they’re moving fast!: showclix.com/event/suots-jun…
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"And then it generates an audience that doesn't want actual people acting in things written by other actual people. Because, you know, the alternative feels like watching a video game you're not playing"
Ashton Kutcher says you'll soon be able to "render a whole movie" using AI. "You’ll just come up with an idea for a movie, then it will write the script, then you’ll input the script into the video generator and it will generate the movie." variety.com/2024/film/news/a…
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My God. That's worse than @joshgondelman
Hunter Biden's Ex-GF Claims He'd Smoke Crack As Soon As He'd Wake Up | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/50rXJKh
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